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Tbh the idea of Mark being a night guard is so funny to me for multiple reasons
also sorry there are less headcanons than the others, I didnโt have many ideas for this as I thought I did
REQUESTED BY: Itโs complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, inaccurate fnaf lore.
๐ You thought it would be fun for you and your boyfriend to sign up for the night watch at an old restaurant. Sure it might seem a little boring but you get to spend more time together AND youโre getting paid for it.
๐ Before you applied here you thought he was a badass but it turns out heโs biggest bubble blowing baby when it comes to his job. Just be glad you're here, otherwise he'd bring weapons to try hunting down all the animatronics.
๐ He literally hates this place with a terrified passion. He tore down the poster in the office and turned the cupcake around so itโs creepy little eyes arenโt staring at him.
๐ Probably calls you normal things like; Honey, Sweetie, hon, baby, etc...
๐ Will definitely get distracted during the night shift, probably on his phone or playing with something on the desk. Youโll have to make him focus.
๐ A goofy goober at its finest.
๐ This man acts like heโs a brave boy when heโs facing danger, when in reality heโs shitting his pants.ย
๐ Heโll flip off one of the animatronics through the window but cry like a little baby and cling to you when the power goes out.ย
๐ Turns on a playlist to vibe to while working, which sometimes shifts into full on karaoke in the office. (just make sure to close the doors so the animatronics donโt try to join in-)
๐ Even IF the animatronics are friendly (like in the musical) heโs not changing his mind, he will bitch-slap Foxy if he sprints down the hall one more time.
๐ and then proceed to slam the door shut before he gets his face bitten off.