Naruto Uzumaki - Blog Posts

KakaYama and sns brainrot rot is real so here are some songs that remind me of them

If you think I picked too popular songs idrc bc these are bangers‼️

Kkym:

Sns:

I think it’s so funny that all for me loving rare pairs, I only got put on to narusasugaa a couple weeks ago because of a tiktok that said “naruto after having both sasuke and gaara obsessed with him” with that song that goes “fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time”

And I’m not talking abt naruto just being with sasuke and gaara, I want sasuke and gaara to be a thing too. Imagine they both start out REALLY messy but over time they are actually good for eachother.

Anyways this post is for me and the three other people who unironically think this ship is actually gas.

(Might make a post that’s just me going over ships I like)

Keeping the naruto hyperfixation alive even though it wants to leave so bad😋 (naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 10)

Gave y’all 7 this time since I’ve somehow stretched these naruto meme posts into 10 parts🧍

Yes orochimarus user is a c*lleen b*llinger ref

Neji def has a thing for praise because I think it would be funny considering he’s around LEE of all ppl like 75% of the time

I like to think like maybe half of ninja know Morse code but don’t use it often since it’s well known. Shino on the other hand loves using it.

Sai learned abt polycules from a relationship book he read and was like “damn why is this not more of a thing?? Seems pretty simple to me”

Yea Kabuto is DEFINITELY a freak. Sakuras just clocking it- it seems to be a pattern for her in my posts 😭

Kishimoto I will never forgive u for not giving us a Yamato that bonded with Sasuke. Like Yamato the second sasuke isn’t in the hospital is immediately growing attached because ‘if this kid went through anything remotely close to what I did with orochimaru I’m not leaving him alone’.

Yk what? Make it all of team taka. I need team 7 to be friends with team taka. I mean we have the possible yamato sasuke bond but also THE CHANCE TO HAVE KARIN AND NARUTO HAVE A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP RATHER THAN THEM NOT REALLY KNOWING EACHOTHER.

Wheres my sai and suigetsu interaction. They would be so funny together??? So many missed opportunities I could go on forever-

I have no funny line to open up this post with soooo (naruto as memes/text posts I made part 9)

Wouldve made more but it’s like 5:30am and I need to sleep

Here, have some out of context moments from a naruto fic I’m reading because while it does have 42k hits, I still feel like nobody is seeing the vision

(Fic: Burnt Out by Shynnohwen)

Here gremlins have this before I make another naruto as memes post🧍

I know we talk about kakashi being mentally screwed but I just know Yamato after the war arc was on watch💔 and probably before that because no person comes out sane from being around orochimaru more than 24 hours

Did this manga coloring since it’s been while from my last one!

This is kinda choppy if u look close but I didn’t want to continue with it if it wasn’t gonna be fun for me

I hate when I say “I love aus/fics with Karin in Team 7” and everyone assumes that I’m a sasukarin shipper like excuse you this is narusasu and sakukarin erasure??

*lead stare* Hii! (Naruto as memes/textposts I made part 8!)

These happen to all be tumblr posts, while not on purpose, is something I only noticed after making them🧍if social media existed in the naruto verse I’m convinced the third meme would happen and you can’t convince me otherwise-

Incorrect naruto alignment charts I made👍

Do these make sense? No. Are these objectively funny to think about? Yes.

(Naruto memes/text posts I made part 4!!)

Wow people seem to like these on here and Pinterest-

Yes yuuji is here. Why? Because I have free will❤️ yes this is also me not-so-subtly pushing my shipping agenda! Idk if the second one will get me in trouble but hopefully not:) we’ll find out… also this is the end of my back log of these (unless you count the ones I drew which I’m kinda embarrassed to post bc they look a little botched)

(I’m still new on tumblr so the second pic being censored is just me being careful since idk if they chill)

Introducing: Naruto memes/text posts I made! (Part 1)

I posted these on tt a bit ago but I’ve decided they would also go good on here:)

I have ones that I’ve drawn but I’ll put them in separate posts!

not so much a ship, but platonic soulmates really

Advanced Ninja ver. NARUTO

I wanted to see Advanced Ninja ver. naruto of the original.

but he becomes hokage without of growth process lol 

Group hug