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May I request a wukong x reader who has insomnia
Sure thing! I myself don't have insomnia, so if I get some things wrong, someone tell me! I don't like spreading misinformation about stuff like that
Okay so I know this is going to sound weird, but literally when you first told him about your insomnia, he immediately asked if it was because of his loud ass snoring
This is assuming you guys both sleep in the same room btw!! But when you say that it isn't (though it kind of does bother you a tiny bit) he starts looking up ways on how to help you deal with your insomnia
Insomnia is mostly caused because of one's lifestyle, or something that's making the person have a messed up sleep schedule, so once he realizes that he is going to demand that you take a vacation
He does it very subtly though. Like he keeps dropping hints here and there for you to take a vacation, or at the very least take some breaks
He whines that you aren't paying enough attention to him and forcibly removes you from your work and cuddles you in your bed
You literally can't fight him, he is so much stronger than you
Just give in, he gives the best cuddles anyways
Full on gives you a strict bedtime and wake time you gotta keep consistent with. If he finds that out you're one minute late, he is at your side IMMEDIATELY
Becomes your new exercise coach. You guys jog together and do some basic exercises early in the morning. If you ever complain about it he'll just smile and tell you to keep on going because you're doing such a great job right now and it would be a shame to just stop!!
Tries his best to help you limit your naps. Which is hard for him because he LOVES afternoon naps with you. He sucks it up though, because he really wants you to be healthy
Forbids you in taking coffee/alcohol. Instead he insists that you start drinking some tea instead. He won't force you to, but it's a healthier alternative and could help you greatly with your insomnia
If you end up liking the tea, he'll get you a whole ass bag of it. Don't ask where it's from.
He goes to Sandy and asks for some tea recommendations to help with sleep. It ends up working really well, and it tastes great too!
He doesn't know much about mortal things like this, so he tries really hard to help you with it. He's searching the internet for remedies and asking MK and the gang for help. Wukong even once considered using some mystical substance to help you, but he puts that on the back burner for now, because he wants to learn more natural ways to help you than resorting to that
Wukong really does love you and can be a bit overbearing during these. If you tell him to tone it down he will, but he still tries to help you.
You're his partner! You deserve a good nights sleep!!
Seriously though, if you still have insomnia after all this, he's throwing hands with any and all dream gods
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Hope you liked this!! A bit shorter than the other things I wrote, but this was super fun to write!!