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Hello there!! Can i headcanons for Red son, Nezha, Sun Wukong and Macaque with their fem s/o who is acting like a house wife + she's good taking care or babysit children
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I don't think he realizes what you're doing, at first. Like, he'd try to insist that you leave all the cleaning and cooking to the bull clones
They keep saying "You are the lover of the Prince of the Demon Bull King family, which makes you the Princess! Please, dear, leave the cleaning and such to the bots."
If you keep insisting though, he'll give in and let you what you want. He actually tries to help you out with some chores! You guys both wash the dishes and cook meals together :]
Firmly believes that she shouldn't just let you do all the hard work by yourself. You're his beloved! If you want to become their housewife, then he will become your househusband. That's how a relationship is supposed to work, right? Both parties have to do their own share of work!
So now you got a Malewife Red Son. Congrats!!
Sometimes he sees you babysit some kids and even babying some of the bull clones they made, and she has to calm himself down before their hair torches the ceiling
Red Son is sort of a romantic, and daydreams sometimes on what having a family with you is like... So seeing you be so gentle with children fuels those fantasies a whole lot
Be prepared for a marriage proposal in the near future!!
Nezha is literally the God of Children. So if he ever sees you being so gentle with kids, he'll be so touched before joining you
Nezha never really thought about marriage or having kids of his own, so whenever he sees you act all motherly with children or acting like a housewife his face gets red
Accidentally referred to you as his wife once and got so embarrassed afterwards. Please don't bring it up he'll literally collapse /j
Has actually thought of doing those traditional chinese marriages with you if you guys ever do get married. He brings up the topic of marriage once to gouge out your reaction so he can see how you feel about it
Nezha starts to warm up to the concept of you being a housewife after a while, but that doesn't mean he'll leave all the work to you!
There's not much to do living with him anyway. He already cleans his own things and makes his own meals, so at best you only make food whenever he's tired and clean stuff he forgot to clean
Oh, he loves it. He loves the fact that you act like his housewife so much, that bastard
He can't cook for shit, so you often make meals for him. He tries to help you out, but I think it's best if he just stays as a cooking assistant for now-
I don't think he eats anything other than peaches in his mountain, so make sure to give him a variety of food in his meals! He would be so grateful. He'd literally eat anything you make and say that it tastes better than the peaches of immortality
Wukong is also very messy. Please tell him to pick up after himself or else you're gonna be cleaning so much stuff
Believe it or not, your housewife actions actually influence him a bit! He gets you a bunch of ingredients from over the world, even mythical ones! Fully encourages your cooking and cleaning habits by gifting you things like that
The baby monkeys love you so much. So much that he told you he thinks they love you more than they love him
He doesn't mind, he agrees with them to be honest lmao
I don't think he cares much for starting a family/getting married, since you guys practically act married already! But if you want things to get official, then he'll gladly oblige
Isn't used to people taking care of him. Whenever he wakes up to you cooking a meal just for him and cleaning up the dojo, he gets so touched that he doesn't know what to say
Mac really likes it when you act like a housewife. He loves the domestic vibes he gets when he sees you cook or clean early in the morning. Living a peaceful and loving life with you is like, his biggest dream
He wants to pay you back for all your hard work, somehow. Says a whole lot of 'thank you's and 'Aw, for me?'s, but internally he's racking his brain for any possible way to give you the same amount of love you give him
You tell him it isn't necessary, but he just really wants to show you how much he loves you! So he gives you little gifts, like an apron or some suggesting some food recipes you guys could make together
Isn't that big of a family guy, I think. He knows you babysit kids, but he stays out of the way most of the time because he thinks he might scare them. That all changes once the Hostess comes over and you guys immediately bond
It's only after hanging out with you and the hostess is that he realizes how much he'd love having a life of quiet with you. Just you and him, maybe some kids, living peacefully in a house somewhere. He brings it up to you someday, to see what you think about it, before agreeing on something
He's engaged now :]] Mac is doing mental fist pumps whenever he sees you with the ring on your finger
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Hope this was good!! I actually like the way I characterized Red Son here. Nezha's was pretty short, but that's mostly because I don't know his character all that well. This was super fun to write!
heya! is it okay to ask for Wukong and Macaque x a chubby, trans male reader? like the reader is insecure about his body, but Wukong and Macaque helps him feel better?
Hello!! I hope you like this; I'm not really an expert in writing trans readers and dysphoria, but I do want to learn more on how to!!
Wukong understands why you're insecure. He doesn't agree with it, of course not! You're the most handsome person ever! But he gets why you can feel that way
He tries to make you feel better by cracking some jokes. Anything to see you smile and forget about those bad thoughts
Things like "C'mon, you're amazing! I mean, look at me. I'm a literal stone monkey, and there are people out there that think I'm a smokeshow! I mean, they aren't wrong but..."
Loves your chub. He makes sure you know how much he loves your chub. Always sleeps on top of you and kisses your belly
He offers up to take a ride on his cloud to take your mind off it, or maybe just take a stroll around the mountain
If not, he'll probably get some snacks and cuddle up with you on his couch watching TV shows. Keeps telling you how GREAT you are for cuddling and how amazing you are
You're his boyfriend after all! If you managed to keep this cocky monkey under control, then you're just as amazing as he is!! (Maybe even more amazing)
Oh, Mac totally gets where you're coming from. He uses a glamour to hide what he really looks like, so he gets what you're feeling
Tries his best at comforting you. He's not the best with... words. He can tell you what you want to hear, but he doesn't want it to be so empty
So he takes down his glamour in front of you, for the first time ever. This is a really vulnerable moment for him, so bear with him as he tries to muster up the courage to speak
Tells you that he understands your feelings, but for him, you're the most perfect guy he's seen. He's quite the looker and got some attention from some people before, sure, but that was because he got his glamour on. You're the first person to ever see what he really looks like
Him taking his glamour off was his way of comforting you. Saying things like "I don't think I'm all that good looking either. But if you still love me, even if I look like this, then why shouldn't I love you back? You're the most perfect person in the world to me."
Mac doesn't really care about looks all that much. He seriously thinks you're the greatest, regardless of what you look like. He makes sure to tell you that every single day!!
And you know he means it, because his glamour is always off whenever you're around :]]
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Hope this was good! Wukong's was more optimistic while Mac was more emotional. That's mostly because I think Wukong would try cheering you up using jokes and reassurances while Mac reveals to you what he looks like in a show of trust and comfort.
Wukong has no problem with being genuine, but Mac does, so the only way I could see him trying to comfort you was basically showing you his own version of "woah you're just like me fr" /j
Hi!!! I saw your requests are open! May I request some dating hcs for Macaque and Sun Wukong??
Please and thank you! I hope you are having an excellent day /night! ^^
Hello!! Hope this fits your tastes, have a good day/night as well!!
God, look at this damn emo
Ngl, even to this day, he's still bewildered how he managed to bag YOU of all people /pos
He doesn't really believe in love, at first. He was mostly focused on his revenge against Wukong, so he didn't really have time for relationships and all that
And then you strutted in his life and he's all 😳
LOTS of teasing and flirting. This smooth bitch will never ever run out of things to say about you
Throws in some compliments here and there, but he mostly lets his actions speak for him. Like how he carries you to your bed whenever you get tired and fall asleep somewhere uncomfy, or how he leaves some things for you with a cute little note whenever he leaves
Very big on Gift Giving and Words of Affirmation
They may or may not be stolen, but you appreciate the thought
He shows you mini shadow plays on a lot of stuff, either of his adventures on trying to get revenge on Wukong or some myths in chinese mythology
He does that little thing where he makes shadow puppets with his own hands and teaches you how to do it
You guys make silly plays together with that, and Mac has a ton of fun messing with you
Not a big fan of physical affection in the beginning, so take it slow with him
Like, give him some shoulder pats or snuggling into his side before the cuddles
You know, start small
He'll tense up whenever you do try physical affection, but he assures you he's fine
He gets more used to it as time goes on and eventually melts into your touch
Cue the touch starved Macaque
Mans will full on flop onto your lap expecting attention or cuddles or whatever
He will not let you go until you comply, the bastard is holding you hostage
Giggles or laughs whenever you just give up and return his love because he knows he got you
He lends you his scarf once or twice, but be careful because I don't think he ever washes his clothes
Steals your shower products and uses it himself. You once caught him using your face masks and he convinced you to join him
Frequent night terrors, please hold him close and whisper some reassuring words when this happens
Whenever you get nightmares, he's immediately by your side and comforting you. Whispers to you how you're okay and keeps on talking because he knows you like his voice
Speaking of...
he LOVES hearing your voice. He keeps telling you that he hears all the sounds in the world, but nothing can compare to how you sound like <33
He gets insecure sometimes, thinking that eventually you'll leave him (either by your own choice or if death gets you) and gets a crisis
He always ends up going to your place and silently cuddling you
He'll mumble for permission first or just straight up appear right next to you and wrap you in his arms
He barely speaks when this happens, he just wants to be in your presence to assure himself that you aren't going anytime soon
All in all, this man needs lots of love!! And he'll return those affections tenfold!!
Celebrity boyfriend who?
This guy is hell of a lot more bolder than Mac, that's for sure
He's also louder. Like he'll full on go "Y/n!!!!" whenever you come visit him in the mountain and charge at you for a hug
Big tease. Always goes "You know you love me, Y/n~" whenever you playfully get mad at him
Please, god, introduce him to hygiene. This stinky ass monkey has no concept of showers. Hose him down if you have to /j
Subtly shows off in front of you. If you (somehow) had no idea about his adventures, he uses it as an opportunity to show off how strong and cool he is
He'll do this by helping you with a lot of things using his powers
Oh you need to carry something heavy? Don't worry, your boyfriend the Monkey King's got that handled!
Gotta go somewhere quick? Pfft, don't sweat it, he could give you a ride on his cloud!
Need help cleaning your house? Clones are already there to help out!
Always somehow touching you. Either his tail is wrapped around your ankle or if your pinkies are linked, he's always somehow holding you
He is also touch starved, if you can't tell- /lh
He LOVES coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your torso in a hug. It spooks you sometimes and he chuckles as he buries his face into your shoulder
It's already kind of obvious, but he's big on Acts of Service and Physical Affection
He turns into a multitude of animals whenever you go out in public. He once transformed himself into a mouse and napped in your pocket while you did grocery shopping
Get used to having this man sleep on top of you. You are literally his own personal pillow. Grips onto you like a koala in bed
The baby monkeys love having you around!! Sometimes you play with them and Wukong always has to stop himself from melting because he thinks you're so cute
Bridal carries you a lot. He fucking loves carrying you.
If you ever mention that you need to get carried somewhere he'd go "SAY LESS"
He just loves holding you close that way
Shows you the best spots on his mountain to chill together. He once prepared a picnic for you guys on one of the mountain peaks to watch the sunset
He always sneaks in little compliments whenever you guys talk. Things like "Good job!" or "You did great!" whenever you do something
Actually gives out great advice?? It makes sense, since he's like, immortal but he sometimes gives you a piece of really wise advice and you get shocked
"See, I can be wise if I want to be!"
"Yeah... It's still surprising though"
"Hey!"
It's all in good fun though!
He probably picked up a lot of hobbies, so he'll try to teach you some stuff he once was into
He'll be super proud of what you make, regardless of the result
"What, no, what are you talking about? This looks great! We should put in somewhere in your house."
He doesn't say it much, but he would literally do anything for you. He's definitely a keeper!
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Hope you liked it! I'm still trying to get a hang of Macaque, but SWK was fairly easy to write!!