Lawrence Beetlejuice Shoggoth - Blog Posts

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ment to post this the other day(-o)

If you go to see beetlejuice on tour or anywhere try to get orchestra right you'll thank me later

Don't be afraid. You are dead. I am also dead.

MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER

you know the beetlelands au where people have the first words their soulmates say to them on their wrists?

Yeah how did that go between those three?

Adam and Babs still scream but then they actually registrar what he said and both look at each other like

pics from BJTM last night in Chicago

Sorry for the low quality my phone camera sucks

It was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo surreal and in what I know now miss Argentinas mic had a glitch or something so the first 30 seconds were kinda quiet but I was all the way in the back she was really good

Im going to my first actual musical at 7:30 in Chicago TONIGHT

Im going to my first actual musical at 7:30 in Chicago TONIGHT

I have been laughing uncontrollably for about 10 minutes now

Hi it's 1:30 and this has been bugging me for awhile

How would Beej act if Lydia actually died ACCOUNTING for the character differences between the Broadway, Movie and the cartoon How would each react to her death

hey beetlejuice fans lemme ruin you day real quick

Lydia never asked for a divorce

THIS

IS

GONNA

BE

A

Good ol fashioned wedding with some dancing and undeading where the cover band is cranking and TNE AGE GAP IS UPSETTING

Random Beetlebabes headcanons 😍

Lydia usually doesn't sleep until early hours because she gets worried that something might happen to BJ, he usually sleep next to her though be she still gets worried.

BJ gets anxious when Lydia is away even if she's told him she's just going out for an hour he gets anxious that something has happened to her.

On warm summer nights BJ and Lydia go on the roof and just lay underneath the stars all night and stay up to watch the sunrise.

BJ likes to have Netflix dates with Lydia and they usually just watch shitty horror movies all day.

Sometimes BJ and Lydia have pranks wars but Lydia usually wins them.

That fact that I could see this happening with them on a daily basis makes this so much funnier

DISCLAIMER!!! This is not a ship post, and the original poster doesn't want it tagged as Beetlebabes

BJ: Ow! My armkle!

Charles:  Your what?

Lydia *sighing*: His wrist