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2 weeks ago

you'd think that people in the Alan Walker Cinematic Universe would be a little more skeptical. but instead they're like "oh they're funding the archaeological excavations!! they're collaborating with the US Government to rebuild humanity after the solar storm, they can't be that bad!!1!"

mate: they're literally called Red Nexus

You'd Think That People In The Alan Walker Cinematic Universe Would Be A Little More Skeptical. But Instead

that's like the most evil-corporation-sounding name of all time.

"yeah after my major, history-rewriting archaeological discoveries i will be taking funding from the Evil Science Laboratory that does Unethical Experiments (and also held my old professor in captivity)"

- Statements dreamed up by the Utterly Deranged

and guess when they were founded??

You'd Think That People In The Alan Walker Cinematic Universe Would Be A Little More Skeptical. But Instead

in nineteen-eighty-fucking-four -- year of our lord Jor Jor Wel!!! wake UP sheeple they're going to brainwash you all (and do other bad things presumably)


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