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coworker: ugh im still in denial of being older
me: oh right! ur birthday was sept 18th right??
coworker, jokingly offended: no, the 17th
me: ah right, my bad, i confused u with someone else
coworker, gasping exaggeratedly: how dare u confused me with someone else?
me, patting his shoulder with a big smile: ur not the only virgo in my life, ur not special
coworker2, who was present for all of this: *jaw drop* oh wow that hurt and it wasnt even towards me