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Kidnapper: We have your classmate.
Ritsu: …
Kidnapper: I said we have your–
Ritsu: Yeah, I heard you. You have Nagisa. You’re calling me from the hotel just outside of Okinawa and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?
Kidnapper: Wh–
Ritsu: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have him. He has you.
Kidnapper: *disconnected screaming*
Ritsu: Heh. That’s my boy.