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i kinda like terastallize-ing more than dynamaxing and mega-evo .... 🫠

I was so scared of the MHA fandom that, instead of writing a ff about it with a Jūni Taisen crossover, I wrote a whole ass book just to run away from the fandom.

people are S C A R Y

I don’t know about you but, when I read about Kaz Brekker’s “scheming face”, my mind went to Nagayuki in this specific scene.

I stand by this.

Headcanon: aokaga went straight to Maji Burger after their wedding💒 💁‍♀️

I just had to put this here 👁️👄👁️

Bakugou's mommy milkers.

That's it. Thanks for listening to my TED talk.

Like they look so heavy sir let me hold them for you and maybe make’em lactate

But like, laughing at the thought of Bakugou being proud of his physic/ bragging about his strong and broad torso only to go real quiet when you offhandedly say he has to be that big to carry those massive tits.

They look like they should have a martini in hand going “What is this darling? You dare to fight me?”

Day 205: Gigantamax Orbeetle

her favorite big time rush member will tell you a lot a girl

Why not both? Rumple's already The Beast and The Crocodile, whats an anthropomorphic duck on top of all that?

Bonus points if all the kids he makes deals for become part of his family, I mean the McDuck clan family tree is already complicated it'd fit right in with OUAT.

once upon a time au where everything is the same except instead of rumpelstiltskin, mr gold is actually revealed to be scrooge mcduck.

Parseltongue & Tom Riddle

I really need to see more fics with snakes being assholes and Tom having to suffer because they refuse to leave him alone. 

You can’t tell me on a cold night 20 something snakes wouldn’t stick to Tom like glue. 

Or the cat equivalent of sitting on your face while your asleep and suffocating you with fur. AKA noodle boi accidentally wrapping around his neck too tight. 

And snakes do not know boundaries:

Snake: damn it’s cold 

Tom: *minding his business*  

Snake: ah-ha! *shoots up Tom’s pant leg just a touch too far*

Tom: *shrieks* MOTHERFU-!

Me rn doin the excited hippity hoppity

Bless you for mentioning the jawline indentation, I spent a truly ludicrous amount of time obsessing over it.

help me, you tear down my reason

-------------------------- This is my ransom note to Neil Gaiman love letter to the ineffable idiots and the Gomens fandom. There will undoubtedly be more because I caught the brain rot so bad. More info and high res below the jump.

Scaly semi-snek flaming-like-anything-ginger freckled Crowley because why not? I wanted to mess around with a very pale, slightly creepy color palette for skintones, so this was a good exercise. And anyway, I could draw DT's glorious swan-like neck every day for the rest of my life and never grow weary of it.

Michael Sheen's nose --hell, his profile in general--will be my undoing. He is SUCH a challenge to draw, which I adore. I used quite literally 4x the references for 'Zira than for Anthony Janthony.

About: All digital, all Photoshop, baby. Orig. 4483 x 5391 px. ~2 weeks of off-and-on painting when I got tired of my work art. Title is taken from Closer by Nine Inch Nails because I pretty much exclusively listened to The Downward Spiral on repeat while I worked on this piece, because that's the kind of angsty teenage headspace I'm in??? I'm fucking 34 years old, I thought I was past this.

i need to be held back and put in isolation.

why are you thinking about it? are you desperate? hot waiters getting to you?

What would happen if you asked the guy that does the cheese thing at olive garden to just stick his fingers in your spaghetti like they would be legally obligated to do that

The hottest thing Cassian did In ACOSF wasn’t the headboard scene…

It was when the queen was gonna have him kill Nesta and he decided to kill himself instead

So, I got on a dating site, filled out the info and everything, right? Going through some guys' profiles; age preferences; who I think is cute and such. Talking to my sister @charnellecatastrophe about how it's been so far....Bruh, some of them just put "ask me later." "Ask me anything." "Text me to find out XD!" etc. And nothing else! Everything else is just left blank!

Like, the reason you fill out the info about yourself and the type of person you want to date is so you can find someone who might be compatible!

I'm really about ask the most random and uncomfortable questions just to mess with 'em

"Does Hocus Pocus make you horny?" “You ever been to jail?" "Do you know about your car's extended warranty?" "How do you feel about horse porn?" "Do you read 4th grade workbooks for fun?" "Do you like cheese on macoroni?" "Have you ever cut your sister's hair with a chainsaw?"

You said I could ask anything 🤔

@charnellecatastrophe also pointed out how sometimes, it's the reverse: you fill out the info and some don't even read it! Like, say I put that I dislike horror movies. Cue, the meet up and you're buying two tickets for Paranormal Activity 87. Why? Cause, you didn't read my info or look at my interests. Another thing I thought of was safety. Like, what if you're deathly allergic to peanuts, flowers, etc, and I bring Reese's peanut butter cups, or a rose as a meetup gift. Now, you're dying, because you didn't mention that at all.

The people that are Fizarolli fans from Helluva Boss are also Charles Rowland fans I said what I said.

The Garmadon comic is confirmed canon, and it ends in a place where they could make more of it, but my brain is unable to reconcile the comic Garmadon and Crystalized Garmadon as the same character

ppl keep drawing Helly R with blue eyes and its fucked up. they're so clearly grey green blue brown & hazel all at the same time. get real