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Make out with m- uhm. Pardon. BUT. May I request Ivan X Fyodor smut hcs pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee thank you bbg 🤭

CW: power dynamic, slightly toxic, slight manipulation, NSFW, savior complex, manipulation where you make someone rely on you and you alone (I forgot the word in english)

A/N: thank you for the request darling and so sorry it took so long for me to get to it. I hope you enjoy~

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• first off, I think that thier relationship would rely on the fact that fyodor performed that lobotomy on him, not even just the sexyal part in this case the entire relationship

• the relationship would be very manipulative, but no one would realize, because it'd be the type of manipulation where fyodor would make ivan rely on him and only him

• ivan relying on him and only him would definitely feed his savior/God complex alot, so he'd be more likely to indulge ivan

• the fact that when ivan feeds his complex it makes him get what he wants more often, he'd keep doing it which makes fyodor keep manipulating, which makes him fall for him even more, it's a vicious cycle

• for the sexual part of thier relationship, it's deifently be a huge power dynamic, with ivan being a service sub and doing anything and everything fyodor asks of him whenever he asks it

• if fyodor wanted him to ride his dick infront of a crowd to analyze human reactions to that, you better bet ivan is bouncing on that dick faster than you can comprehend

• ivan cant really feel embarrassment since his "unhappiness was removed" so he wouldn't think twice about it

• would definitely take anything he's given, whether that be degrading words and smacking, or nice words of praise and soft sex, he's begging for more of it, drooling as fyodor indulges him

• his favorite thing would be blowing fyodor, since he gets to service his master and gets to look at him aswell, and if his master is feeling nice he'll press his boot to his dick while he blows him?

• it's heaven for this man and I just know he'd fall to his knees and drool thinking about it

• that's another thing, ivan is a filthy little slut, he's so shameless all the time he'll start grinding on fyodors thigh or something anytime he has the chance, he's a desperate little whore

• fyodor would probably find him extremely entertaining

• he'd like to analyze people's reactions to what ivan does, and ivans reactions to what he does

• unlike most people I think he actually has a rather high sex drive, from being busy all the time he needs an escape and hus brain processes what ivan suggests as that escape

• so he'll indulge ivan almost every time, but he'll rarely give ivan pleasure back

• but that's okay because ivan is happy just to run against his boot like the slut he is <3

thank you for reading my dears and I hope you enjoyed my writing! Feel free to leave a request anytime or leave some feedback for me to improve! <333

I am asking you all (boy kissers, sluts, film buffs) to help me do God’s work

Who wanna be “ Boy who is absolutely feral x boy who is also absolutely feral.” ( They commit war crimes together ofc)

That Sketchbook of Yours

Teddy Pierce X reader

Warnings: Fluff, a bit of mention of his fathers passing, Cussing and violent language, Teddy acts like a bully for a paragraph, making out, and parent interrupting making out. Let me know if I missed any!

Word Count: 1.2K not including title

I saw some in need for Christmas chronicles X readers and being someone who thinks teddy was attractive here we are. I'm sorry if some parts are wrong, I barely even had my first kiss (I'm a loser for my age). Also if you have anything else you want don't be shy to ask! Now enjoy!

FYI, it's really late for me and I should be studying for finals but I'm not so if you see a mistake, please let me know and honestly, I kind of hate this but whatever.

After Teddy's father died, he didn't really have anyone to turn to before he met you. You were a nerd as people saw it, you read and wrote, hell you could draw really well too. He thought you were quite pretty too. He only saw you in one class and that was geometry, one he recently failed, but boy was he glad he failed.

You were a shy thing too, not talking much; sitting in a corner seat; head down and always drawing something. He knew of your artist skill from having to sit away from his "gangster" friends and next to you. He always did sneak glances at you how could he not? You were so easy to fall for. Nodding or shaking your head when people talked to you, when you did talk your voice was adorable.

Randomly one day before Christmas break he took your sketchbook, he stood a few inches taller than you. Flipping through the pages mostly filled with cats or sometimes a friend or too. You panic and desperately try to grab the notebook. He stood his ground, looking at each page for a second.

He came across a page, filled with drawings of himself. He laughed before leaning down to your height. "Does this mean you have a little crush on me?" You blush a bright red, he laughs again. "I'm taking that as a yes, am I right? Sweetheart." You stumble on your words, trying to make up a lame excuse to why you had those drawings which consisted of "Your easy to draw," "You sit next to me and are an easy reference." There were a few more but he didn't really bother to listen. The blush that was darkening on your cheeks was more than an answer.

But before he or you could say anything else, you grabbed your notebook and ran off; embarrassed. Running home straight away not stopping till you were safe in your room, cooped up in your feelings for him. Christmas break the rest was a blur for you until a day or two after Christmas...

~Flashback for Teddy on Christmas Eve With Santa~

"If you know what everyone wants, tell me what I want." Kate looked up at him "Teddy! Stop it, you don't have to do that Santa." Santa looked at Teddy a bit annoyed and a bit; prideful? "Her." He fell silent for a long while, knowing exactly who he was talking about. Kate was just confused "Who?" Nobody answered her though.

She very quickly forgot about that when she was asked to find the reindeer. The boys sat in the car for a minute in silence, still running from the police. "She asked for you for Christmas, you know." Teddy smiled a bit, he knew exactly what to do when he saw her again. He even thought about finding you himself.

~End of Flashback~

A day or two after Christmas you were sitting in your bedroom before a faint knock at the door, thinking it was your mother, you politely say that they could come in. You turn to ask 'your mother' what she needs and your face to face with Teddy Pierce. Honestly he doesn't know whether to laugh or walk out with the look of surprise on your face. He spoke before you had a chance to, "Listen I know I was kind of an asshole last we saw each other and I just want to tell you that well. Damn it this is harder than I thought. I like you. I did all that teasing because I liked you."

You stood there, not really being able to muster up any form of words. "Say something please. Yell at me, tell me i'm a dick and kick me out, do anything!" You worked up as much courage you had in many years, got on your tip toes, leaned in and kissed him. Now it was his turn to be surprised. Your kiss was short and sweet your lips tasted like candy-canes and sugar cookies, his tasting like milk and maple syrup. Pulling back from kiss and him you look away a bit sheepishly and quietly speak, "Were the drawings of you not enough, do I really have to say I like you too?"

He was staring at you, "No they weren't. Say it again. That you like me." He was a bit in disbelief I mean hell Santa is always right about that kind of stuff but, he needed to hear it from you. "I like you too, Teddy Pierce." You smile shyly looking back at him, when you feel a tug. Pulling you closer he speaks quietly a bit embarrassed, "Can I?" You don't know for certain what he is asking but you whisper out a yes.

Almost evidently he kissed you, rougher than you kissed him but still soft. He turns you both around having your back to the door, pressing you against it; his hands on your waist teasingly moving up and down, testing the waters to see if he should go down any farther. You, your hands moving to his hair, tugging a bit; trying to get some type of oxygen. He bites your lip not hard just enough to shock you a bit into opening your mouth, his tongue sliding in slowly. Not wanting to rush or scare you.

Seeing you were fine with it he started to get a bit more greedy. Taking a breath he leaned into you more, his body competently covering yours; his leg moves in between your legs, for "More space" as he phrased it in his head. Lightly moaning, you hungrily pull more on his hair; as his tongue takes the more dominant control. He perks up at your little moan.

He made you do that. Not that loser kid that tries to walk you home everyday, not the kid in geometry who tries to get you to look at him, not the kid always asking for homework answers to start a conversation, not even that kid who would compliment your drawings all the time. HIM. Just when it's about to go farther, his hands moving to your ass, you hear a knock. More like he heard the knock. He leaned back, you leaned to him. He gently grabs you and opens the door face to face with your mother.

"You two alright I didn't really hear any talking or anything, do you guys want some cookies?" Your mom spoke, you honestly have never been more mad at your mother for ruining the moment. Teddy smiled at her "No, maybe next time my mother would get worried." Your mother being the kind lady she is smiled back and told him she would let you two say goodbye before he left.

"We are dating now right," you asked questioningly. He laughed, "I wouldn't kiss you and do all that for you not to be my girlfriend." You smile at him, and he opens your bedroom door to leave. Pulling him back you give him a kiss, a soft and quick one before walking him outside. Walking back to your room you realize something.

Teddy Pierce a guy who stole cars, hung around gangsters, and has failed a class was not your boyfriend he was just a random guy. Your boyfriend was kind, loved photographing and had a passion for it. He loved the snow and would never admit enjoying baking and how much he really loved his sister. To think it all happened because he took that sketchbook of yours and maybe a bit of help from old saint nick.

I hate the ending, but I didn't want this one-shot to be over 1.5K words. Well, I hope you like this, please if you want to re-post this somewhere you give me credits and permission. If you want any more of Teddy Pierce don't be shy, I'm always open to suggestions and as well as help in making my writing more enjoyable. Please let me know your opinions!

This app desperately needs more Sean fics like look at this man

currently i’m watching an entire 5 season show for a man who shows up in season 3 only 4 times!!