I Love Crows - Blog Posts

Love how I put a protection ward on the house and then 60+ crows fly over head

(I feed crows on the regular and now I may need to get much much more food for them)

Talking to littles is so cute 😭 they are so nice

Look at my baby's! we just got them some more feed, I sprinkled some outside this morning:]]

This is the last photo before the winter I got of them! I don't have any from over the winter though so that's a bit saf:<

This is dated May 24th of last year, the last photo of the crows was April 19:D

Here are the first two crows I was feeding^^

They live in a nest together across the road!

We're out of feed currently but hopefully will get some on Friday!

This is the first photo of the crows that I feed! It's from last summer, there are now 6-8 crows I feed!

They live right across the road! And in the back of the field behind out house!

First post, Hi everybody 👋

I love crows! I will post images of crows!

I love this inexplicably so much

After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

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