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I have the fattest fat fat farted gyattest big ass theory on why Dr mango hates on maryo
What if Dr mango's thinks his love is a curse because his bro disconnected from life so he just tones down his love to other people, but most importantly he tones down and hates on mario because he thinks mario might die because of the love(platonic) and he doesn't want that to happen because mario also has a brother and if Dr Mango "kills" mario with his (platonic)love Luigi would be "aughnaww:(((sosadddaahwahggcrycryPUSSY" and Dr mango would be like:
But like mario can't die because if he DIY the universe disconnects, so maryo is basically shattered with cracks around him and yeah, and also like emotionless abd stuff, and now mario is like super fuper fragil so he has to stay in the hospital which is his new home, and yeah and then skibiditoiler*dies*
Small ant mountain and mount Everest are like teammates and they work together now, to keep maryo like stable and stuff and and then uhhhhhh, they both cry because they're overworking together and they're basically almost the same except one is a small ass and one a tall shithead ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@its-a-me-mango hiii mango, sorry for tagging even though you said I don't need to apologise, shhhhhletspretenfdd I didn't say sorry
I'm writing this in a bus, because I completely forgot to write about this yesterday so yeah
(this is obviously a joke-theory, I know that's not the actual case I just like being stupid 🫶🫶)
(but maybe this theory is for like an AU which I ACCIDENTALLY MADE.💔💔💔💔)