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agere monoma neito headcanons !!
— requested by anon —
— cw: negative feelings towards regression & more specific cws at the end —
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🤍 - an absolute babie! neito regresses but he doesn’t actually have a definitive age range. it’s hard for him to really pinpoint an age, so he doesn’t bother. he just knows that he likes what he likes, regardless of what number he could arbitrarily choose. this usually means that, even when he’s feeling older, he’ll still use his younger regression gear. he makes a point of joking about it, acting as if it’s just a bit he does to be funny. truthfully, he’s very insecure about using his gear around other people but he accidentally regresses quite often and gets really upset when he doesn’t have his gear so he just pushes through and pretends like it doesn’t bother him (even if he isn’t accidentally regressed and he’s just around a caregiver, he still feels weird about it and, if the caregiver is someone he’s super close with, neito is prone to subtly asking, in the least subtle way possible, if it’s okay). no one actually cares as much as he does, but he’s too stubborn to realize that so he ends up stewing in his shame a lot with a pacifier in his mouth (it is, admittedly, very cute to see him pouting about it).
🤍 - he doesn’t love bold colors in his stuff. he’s a bit of a minimalist, preferring stylish chic clothing and toys. he gets made fun of a lot for being a boring beige baby (which he disagrees with! he doesn’t like beige, he likes simple blacks, greys, and whites with an accent of color to keep things looking aesthetically pleasing). he just finds the more colorful baby items to be extremely tacky and an eyesore. he’s a toddler, not blind. his stuff can still look nice even if he’s a little younger when he uses it. in that sense, I think he’s the antithesis of aoyama, who likes brightly colored everything, while still being just as wildly dramatic about it. he likes stickers quite a bit, but he likes putting them in sticker books instead of on his furniture or walls. that said, shinsou’s computer is covered in stickers because neito likes decorating his things. shinsou doesn’t care that much, but he does find it amusing that neito will cover other people’s things in stickers and drawings but refuse to do it in his own dorm with his own stuff.
🤍 - neito is also a pet regressor but he finds this one to be far more embarrassing (and like with his age range, he can’t actually figure out which animal he likes) so he almost never engages with it. he really likes the idea of being a kemonomimi (someone who dresses with animal-like accessories), but it really isn’t his style and he finds going outside of his comfort zone to be unnerving. he already has to adopt so many other people’s quirks and mannerisms to use said quirks with copycat, so he hates when his identity isn’t locked down in a neat box. the only time he’s ever willingly engaged with it was when shinsou dressed in this really cute punk cat outfit with ears and a tail, which let neito dress as a dog and make passing comments to people about how they’re matching. he does really enjoy being called animalistic pet names of any variety— and he specifically likes bunny and ducky quite a bit (calling him ducky/duckling is the easiest way to make him small and he has a lot of duck themed things).
🤍 - he is very attention driven and very jealous when he’s in headspace. he really struggles with sharing anything, but especially a caregiver’s attention. he’ll go out of his way to compete with everyone on anything if it means getting praise and affection. one time, aizawa was babysitting him with eri and he genuinely got so worked up over coloring a better picture for him, despite the fact that aizawa isn’t even his teacher and eri is a literal child. somehow, both class a & b heard about it and teased him for trying to win against a six year old— which, in his defense, he was probably around that age too. the only real exception to this jealousy is shinsou— who he thinks is too cool to compete with. he basically already believes that shinsou is better than him and has completely accepted that. it’s not the most healthy outlook on his friend, but it is a positive that he’s willing to co-exist and share with someone else.
🤍 - he’s extremely picky about what he does in headspace and he gets bored really easily. he likes watching cartoons in french, despite only knowing the bare basics of the language, and he’s absolutely obsessed with movies like lupin the third— anything with that phantom thief trope that he’s based his hero persona on. he really likes spy shows too and enjoys anything with some good action and mystery to it. his favorite book series is sherlock holmes and I refuse to take criticism on that. if he weren’t from like fifty years in the future or whatever, I think he’d really like bbc sherlock and that makes me giggle. I honestly think he likes british tv in general too. idk what it is about him but that seems right.
🤍 - neito is a very ‘go with the flow’ kind of person when it comes to other people. despite what everyone may think, he really isn’t the type to judge anyone for anything. he’s very similar to shinsou in the sense that he doesn’t really care, he just says anything to get you riled up. that means that when he first learned about age regression from a classmate/peer (probably shinsou), he didn’t actually care that much. when he learned that a different peer regressed (bakugou), he did go out of his way to make snarky comments about it. at the time, he didn’t know that he’d start regressing so he was all high and mighty about it and, when he inevitably got a babie brain, he really got humbled.
(cw: talks about discipline)
🤍 - I don’t normally headcanon regressors with rules and punishments because I don’t tend to like them and I don’t feel like many characters I cover would either, but I actually think neito would like the structure and his brazen attitude in headspace is very similar to when he’s older and attention seeking. it’s nothing too extreme— usually just corner time to cool off and think about how mean he’s being— but it is a very common occurrence. he’s very sensitive towards being perceived as “bad” because of a lifetime of people disliking his quirk and generally just having behavioral issues (kids who act out rarely enjoy being labeled as bad; they’re just reacting to a lack of something and neito is no different), so discipline with him is walking a fine line and involves a lot of trying to teach him that there are better ways of getting attention and of expressing his insecurities or lifting up his friends.
(cw: accidents & pull ups)
🤍 - I also feel very strongly about neito having issues with bladder control. he scares easy because of his sensitivities in headspace and he’s easily distracted which makes him prone to ignoring his needs. he’s usually pretty good at catching it when he’s not in his fuzzy/unclear version of babyspace, but he struggles a lot at night with wetting the bed (which gets worse with nightmares after the war). he does actually really like wearing pull ups/being padded and will usually wear them when he’s feeling small even if he doesn’t need to. they just help keep him under <3
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The state I've been in these past couple days🤤🙏
Dawg I've been crashing out and lashing out at some moots (idk how to apologise, and idk if I really want to :P but my bad I suppose)
The vibe I bring to the function lol
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I know Gravity Falls has truly infected my brain because I was doing engine work on a boat this morning and all I could think was “Stanley Pines would be great at this.”
Stanley that’s as smart as his brother just hates the classroom.
Stanley with an ironclad memory.
Stanley who not just doesn't mind getting his hands dirty, but loves it.
Stanley who loves the water.
Stanley who, at fifty or fifty-five or sixty, becomes That Guy Who Knows Everything. RPMs jumping? Engine smoking? Making a clunking, misfiring noise? Yeah, he heard that same noise back in '82, put the spark plug covers back in wrong, everyone makes that mistake at least once. Whether you need a screwdriver or a beer or life advice, he's got your back, even if he teases you for a while.
Stanley is good at what he puts his mind to, he just wasn't allowed to try in the ways he wanted as a child.
Мам, я не душная задротка, я просто Моргану подражаю
Октябрьские тренды, ну я была обязана сделать это ✌
Мне нравится тот факт, что при первом просмотре я не обратила на него ровным счётом никакого внимания, о многом говорит :')
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