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he was rushing to work, and you were finding people to hand your flyers to. you couldn't make a living without promoting the company you worked for, you see.
running past traffic lights, you managed to catch up with scaramouche, with him yelling at you to fuck off.
"are you interested in a debit card from our company? we have free gifts!" you said.
you noticed a street sign because you worked here 6 hours a day. you basically knew where ALL the roads led to. Since you were in front of him, you dodged it skillfully. him on the other hand, was checking his GPS.
"Girl, there's a street sig-" you started.
his hands were cupping his sore forehead.
"um, would you like to register for our weekly magaz-"
"call me an ambulance... i'll sign up for your weekly magazines if you do..." scaramouche gave in.
"hello there, mr. ambulance."
"HAVE YOU NEVER LEARNT A THING IN ENGLISH CLASS?!?!"
hahaha funny i wrote this in like june and when i look back at it it's so funny.... masterlist here!