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I had to participate.

Between these two, I don't think there is a single shot they'll miss.

Well.. you certainly have your work cut out for you. Wouldn’t exactly say I’m a fan of how you work your evil magic but, no judgement. Everyone has their evil work, I suppose.

Though honestly, you shouldn’t give yourself all the credit. Some of your lackeys do well too. Granted, their plans may go out of control sometimes but, you get my point.

So.. you’re Cortex? I.. thought you’d be taller. No, I’m kidding; there’s nothing wrong with your height. Have heard about your.. misdeeds? Atrocities? Crimes against.. animals? Yeah, I’m not sure what to call your doings. Not saying it’s weird but, working with mutated animals is.. certainly a feat, I’ll give you that.

Yes, yes and yes to all of the above! You could also call my breathtaking achievements something of an affront to ALL living beings, or frankly monstrosities!

So glad that you are able to recognize my exceptional talent and intelligence. It's always such a joy to meet another fan!

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