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Umbrella Academy Crash Course

You can probably tell which one of these disasters is my favorite lmfao

(It’s Klaus)

Gerard way save us

Three words: diego deserved better.

i am going to fucking destroy netflix

i really like this one

One of my ocs in the tua verse. She doesn't have powers it was just a birth defect, no it's not a real one, it's just that she can open her face instead of having a normal mouth.

Facts:

was not born with powers (birth defect)

Sharp teeth

Last to be adopted (10 years old)

Five is her best friend since they both went to the apocalypse together (she was 12 and five was 13)

Buzzcuts her hair because yass queen slay

Has moles

full of homicidal rage

Eventually besties with alfonso

Becomes Jayme's girlfriend (GAY)

kind of became five's assistant through the years in the apocalypse

"it's fine" she managed to seethe through her teeth in anger.

Her arms look like mannequin arms

Five likes to play with her arms

Really close with five

Wears the boy uniform

Gets a cat (s2)

Is known as number 8

Longs to be "normal"

At some point had a crush on five but it went away when she saw him eating a cockroach in the apocalypse (lol)

Love language: touch, death threats

"I... I'd chop you up in a meat grinder.. and the only thing that'll come out is your eyeball.."

When her mouth is closed it will look like she has a slit through her face from the top of her head to her chin

Does not have a tongue

How does something so small have so much sass?

Years of anger issues

Music To My Ears

Five x Talkative Wife

Note: Okay, so I've had this idea for a long time, basically a HC of what it would be like if Five (when he comes back to 2019) brings along his wife who is also his partner from the commission- who is super talkative, especially when she's nervous.

Five x FemReader

Gif Credit to rightful owner

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The first time he had seen Y/N, he simply wanted to kill her. Not only did she give away his hiding spot from the enemy but she would not STOP TALKING.

"Hi! I'm Y/N, I don't really have a last name, but it's an honour to meet you Mr.Five Sir. You're a lege-"

"Shhh!"

"It's alright they won't hear us!"

"Woman, please I don't need a partner, especially not one as annoying as Klaus!"

"Whose Klaus?"

"Tch no one-"

"HEY THEY'RE OVER THERE"

"SHIT"

And on that same mission Five got shot in the leg, which she kept apologising for over and over again, until he had to verbally say 'IT'S FINE PLEASE, JUST STOP TALKING I NEED TO THINK!'

Slowly, verrry slowly, she began to grow on him, killing wasn't his most favourite part of the job, and everytime she began talking nonsense he could tell she wasn't a fan of it either.

It didn't take him long to figure out that she would ramble on for hours a day when she was scared, nervous or just tired, especially on gruesome missions.

Yes, she would not stop talking even when she was drained. At one point he wondered if Delores thought he spoke a lot too. Until she ended up changing the topic of conversation around 5 times in 1 hour- no, this lady was a crackhead.

It was almost a year in their partnership and the Handler was pleased with their work. For Five was already a legend, he learnt that other than the useless chatter, the girl was a great assassin- quick, slick and brutal.

On one occasion, when Five was cornered and exhausted, he thought he was toast, almost ready to give up. He heard, "NOONE CORNERS MY PARTNER!" And gun shots.

They were all shot in the head

"Execution style?"

"Actually, I was super mad at you when you told me to stay at the motel because I'm very annoying and noisy. Like I get I can't be Delores but please I am my own person! I don't need to be someone else for you to accept me and hey! I am a great assassin by the way! Sure I talk a lot but before your rude a** came along I was running the show punk and-"

"Thank you Y/N, you saved my life today."

And that leaves her speechless, a whole year of knowing him, he had never thanked her, let alone ever spoken to her softly.

He smiles at her and hobbled to the car muttering a , 'You don't have to be Delores, you're better of as you.'

And that was the first mistake the boy made, because after that he began to notice more things about her that he liked.

The way she would ever so politely talk to people. How she was able to get intel by being nice- instead of using the interrogation methods he used.

More than often things would flow smoothly if she would do the talking.

3 years in and he wakes up one night, to get water and realises that she's not on the other bed. So he checks the washroom and she isn't their too.

Grabbing a bathrobe he goes out to the motel parking and finds her sitting on a bench, the cold night breeze tossing her hair around as she grips onto her cup- tea he presumes.

So, like any sane person he decides to give her some privacy, until he hears her sniff.

He goes and sits beside her and is just:

'Wanna talk?"

"No"

"NO?!?!?"

And she shakes her head, so he doesn't encourage her to speak, instead sits their quietly beside her, letting her cry silently.

An hour later he realises her head is on his shoulder and she mutters,

"When you go back, will you leave me?"

"I don't know..."

"Can I come with you?"

"You? But, I'm no fun nor a party goer, darlin' . I'll probably end up being an a** to you-"

"Would an a** have sat with me in the middle of a chilly night outside, letting me cry?"

And for once in his life Five had no answer. The resident genius had no clue to why her words had brought a sensation of tightness around his chest, why he felt her words cut through him. Was he actually going to leave her? If there was anyone (after Delores) who understood him, or rather had the balls to stand up to him, it was her. Yet, he had never realised how vulnerable she was on the inside.

That night ignites a fire within him, because 2 months later, on a mission in Hawaii, where the two are standing in a field of dead bodies he turns to her. All bloody and messy,

"Hey!"

"yes?"

"NOW GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER, YOU GOT IT?"

Utterly confused, she nods at the weirdo who looked like he was about to explode.

"MARRY ME?"

"Sure."

"I SAID A STRAIGHT ANSWER NOT A LONG EXPLANATION YOU - wait what?"

"I said, yes, Five Hargreeves, I'd like to spend whatever days I have left with an a** like you."

Cue the most abrupt and small wedding and exchanging of vows. Not that it mattered to either of them, because as soon as their 'secret wedding' was over, they were sent on another mission.

Naturally, she was rambling along the entire way,

"I really thought we could have cake though, but I guess we did have to keep it low key, oh speaking of low-key, I booked us a fancy couple's room I had been saving money for

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"What's with the face"

"You know~"

"Okay, I officially married Klaus."

"but, but, but you love me either way~"

"Seems to be so, now please stay quiet, we're entering their base and the last thing I want is to lose my wife on the second day of my marriage."

"WAIT WHAT"

"SHHH!"

Give or take many years later, the couple in their fifties is staring at the blue portal. Holding hands, both nervous, one quiet while the other...

"THIS BETTER WORK FIVE, I BETTER NOT END UP BEING TELEPORTED TO THE 1500's I AM TELLING YOU! WAIT! I DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAMES OF YOUR SIBLINGS, OTHER THAN VANYA AND KLAUS -"

"SILENCE WOMAN, ON THE COUNT OF THREE WE JUMP. 1 ...2-"

"3 I WIN"

And she pulls him into the portal as he yells at her.

The two end up on the ground with a loud thud.

Getting up he pulls her up and is just staring at her, up and down.

"Really Five, not a good time to be checking me out- wait why are you a child"

"shit."

"does anyone see a little number Five with ...a random girl?"

Without responding he drags her into the kitchen, the siblings following in right after. Watching him make her sit on a chair at the end of the table while he is preparing something.

Slowly they start interrogating him.

"It's been 22 years Number Five, where have you been?'

"It's been a lot longer than that."

"What happened to you?"

He places a sandwich infront of her and starts to devour his own.

"What do you think happened? I decided to test the limits of my time jumping, see how far I could go. Turns out, pretty far."

"Then how did you get back?"

By now, Y/N is visibly shaking in her chair, too nervous to even eat, staring up at Five who seems to be having a a not to pleasant conversation with his siblings.

Before responding to Allison he turns to look at her,his features softening, something ALL the siblings notice, "It's okay..." He whispers to her, "Eat."

"By projecting our consciousness backwards into a suspended quantum state version of us that exists in every possible instance of time."

"That makes no sense."

"It would if you were smarter."

"Granted, it did take me a little time to work out all the nuts and bolts of it."

Five notices that she's still not eating and he frowns only to glare at his siblings, "Stop staring at her you're freaking her out."

"US? YOU BROUGHT A RANDOM KID HERE FIVE"

"Random kid?" She slams down her sandwich. As Five smirks, 'well, at least she's better now'.

"I AM NO RANDOM KID, IM HIS WIFE. And by the way HE ISNT CRAZY- other than THIS MAN IN A NICE SKIRT I DONT SEE ANYONE WHO ONCE ASKED HIM HOW HE WAS? OR IF HE WAS OKAY? OR IF HE WAS ALONE!"

"Oh? danke- WAIT WIFE? Five DID U KIDNAP HER @?!"

"No, we're in our fifties."

"WHAT"

"Yes, now well that's established, Five we should really hurry up. Also, why don't any of you look similar? Didn't your dad die today? Wait, are you all here for a funeral - you guys have been fighting ever since you showed up huh? Not a lot of love I see, no wonder my husband's a little crackhead too. By the way, why are you so big? Oh- *turns to Vanya* you're the lady from the book, nice book by the way, family tea is the best, not that I'd know, I have no recollection of mine-" with that she got up and randomly walked out of the kitchen, a nervous wreck, something only Five could see.

"Five is she insane?"

"Ofcourse not you big ape."

They could still hear her go on about something from the other side of the house to which Diego frowned, "She talks a lot."

Five just grabbed his sandwich, walking out of the room, with a

"It's music to my ears."

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Note: OKAY SO THIS IS KINDA SHITTY? I don't know I just had to get it out of my system!, I hope y'all like it😭🥺❤️

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the fuck was bro thinking?

Was looking into the portion of the script we were given and started thinkin

JFK’s THIRD term, and two variations of a movie, and the 2000’s “new york city” olympics

I remember seeing a synopsis for s4 floating around, something about a group of people who didnt believe their timeline was correct? That would make sense with people buying “alternate” kinds of items?

We know that even the slightest change in the timeline would change a multitude of things (ie. the butterfly effect)

Perhaps this is how we’re introduced to the new group that the synopsis was talking about?

The sparrow academy au

Se que la serie ya encontró una manera de introducir a estos personajes, pero , lo divertido de un fandom es re imaginar, acompáñame a conocer esta au , que medio se combina con la información dada hasta ahora por la serie,y los cómics, cabe decir que no se a estrenado la tercera temporada

En esta su, los umbrella regresaron a su tiempo, 5 vuelve a tener trabajo en la comisión, y regresan para descubrir que su padre tenía otra familia, grace dice , con mucha molestia, como logró descubrir que daba los superpoderes a los niños, adoptó a otros 7 niños, y los dotó de nuevos poderes

Al menos a la mayoría, siendo su plan b ,si los umbrella no resultaban ser satisfactorios, a si que, conozcamos a los nuevos miembros

Estos han vivido en una base secreta en el polo norte, que curiosamente parece una nave espacial, estos niños saben de sus hermanos pero de forma diferente

Hargreeves crearía varios comics sentrados en los umbrella, y como le hubiera gustado que fueran, contó a estos niños estas historias, con el único fin de hacerlos aspirar al heroísmo, pero las comparaciones no se hicieron esperar, lo que llevó a los sparrow a tener grandes espectativas, y hasta envidia, de sus hermanos

El primer personaje es "deever", una computadoras que sería la vercion alternativa de grace , el y grace no se llevan bien,piensen en la relación que tendrían una esposa , y la amante de su esposo en una telenovela, Constantemente compiten entre sí,ver quien crió mejor a sus hijos?, quien era más eficaz?, a quien amaba más hargreeves?

Luego tenemos al sparrow 1(marcus) , siendo un chico nacido en Colombia, piel oscura,pelo negro ademas de ojos verdes,tiene el poder de la super fuerza,a diferencia se luther , es más protector con sus hermanos, el guarda a su padre con cierto resentimiento, pero siempre encontró un apoyo en "space boy", y siempre soño con vivir en la luna , cuando conoce a luther , se vuelve básicamente su fan número uno

De allí va la sparrow número 2 (Carla), una niña de acendencia senegalesa , su pelo es risado y negro, su piel es oscura, y sus ojos negros, a diferencia del sparrow 1, no es tan admiradora de su contraparte , viendo a diego como un lunático, ella termina uniéndose a él, cuando conoce sus hábilidades de karate, y sus poderes curativos, (son batman y Robin de cierta manera), ya que ambos tienen el complejo del segundo ,al no tener dones tan especiales en comparación

El sparrow número 3 (fei) su poder es levitar personas y objetos, y puede usar su poder con ella misma, niña de ascendencia china, su piel es Morena, su pelo es negro, y sus ojos son cafes , se une rápidamente a alison, ya que le recuerda a su hija, pasan tiempo en tiendas , ya que Alison quiere que sea una niña normal, a diferencia de lo que fue de ella

Sparrow número 4 (sloane), es de género fluido, a si que esperen pronombres neutros , o lenguaje inclusivo, nació en Irlanda, piel clara y pecosa, ojos azules ,además de tener el pelo rojo, tiene el poder de lanzar rayos x, siempre tuvo complejos con su género, lo que llevó a que se relacionara bien con klaus, me gusta pensar que se irían de compras junto con Alison y fei

Sparrow número 5 (Christopher), nacido en Irak , es un cubo que emite una luz verde,tiene la capacidad de convertirse en cualquiera máquina, logra acercarse a 5 cuando se mete en su trabajo con la comisión, resultando ser de mucha ayuda, admira a 5 , a pesar del físico,y lo ve como un tipo cool

Sparrow número 6 (Alfonso), tiene el poder de regenerar cualquier parte de su cuerpo , tiene la piel de color Violeta, tiene varias heridas y deformidades , nacido en México, ben sigue siendo un fantasma, a si que le cuesta comunicarse con el, pero se da cuenta rápidamente del pequeño crush que tiene Alfonso con sloane, haciendo lo posible para ayudar al pequeño

Sparrow número 7 (jayme), una niña nacida en estados unidos, su piel es Morena, su pelo negro, y tiene ojos negros , tiene el poder de convertirse en un montón de cuervos, es muda, además de ser la más seria de los sparrow, a viktor le recuerdo un poco a harlan,por lo que se vuelve protector con ella, en dado punto,le enseña a tocar el piano,para aliviar la tención

reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type “die”

in honor of me caving in and downloading tumblr , here are hargreeves siblings headcanons + lila because im in love with them

edit: just realized how crunchy the luther picture is i apologize

Idk whether to complete the first chapter of that fanf fic, like I'm motivated to do but I'm not really sure to complete the first chapter or not or how to do the format I put it in so far because I'm trying to do it like a log or maybe news report for a few chapters then cut to morden days and then add basically redo the seasons (they aren't going really change but still kind of just sorta upgrade upon the ideas) and I not really sure whether to add the oc I made just replace the shitty romance plot for the last season and but luckily kinda can't wait for that till last to build upon that

Honestly it's just me second guessing myself " should I do this or should I do that" "am I sure people would like that"

The thing I'm sure on is adding Mr pennycrumb and also adding Lila & Diego's kids and Allison's kid but with kids idk what point to add them but I know that Mr pennycrumb would appear bit later (well the kids would appear later (except claire but she'll just be mentioned mostly not physically there)

Guess what 🌚

Making another five centric piece and I'm having blast (for now...)

Do I need to finish the other five centric prices and also my oc art and that one Klaus art that I need to finish and the sibling portrait (yes ☹️)

Does anyone else think five's hair is a pain in the ass to draw like personally think it's a pain and that's what generally sets me off on drawing him and give up because it never fucking looks right and is kinda making me wanna pull out my hair

I love drawing fruit , it makes me happy idk

OMG I also as well think five as apples because I been like kinda associating them to colour and sorry about the s4 flashbacks imao but the reason I think Ben is blueberries is that associate him with the colour blue and specifically the jade of blueberries but then again but also associate five and Viktor with blue due they're powers but Viktor is more a white, purple and a light blue where as five is red and but a Navy blue and I associate Allison with yellow like sunshine yellow, orange, black,white and red and Diego with red but idk what kind because I keep on seeing fire truck red in my head(I don't think that's right idfk)but I associate Klaus with like sea foam green ,grey and light pink

I'm not actually sure on Luther (poor him) but I honestly don't know what colour or shade of colour to associate with him maybe mourning grey.. Idk

For some reason now I associate five with strawberries but idk what the others with, maybe Ben with blueberries ... That's all I can think of right now.

(I can literally picture it in my head that both Ben and five hair clips in their hair and it a blueberry and strawberry)

I have sooo many drafts right now , most of it was stuff I was not comfortable posting because I thought people would hate it and one I forgot to finish of it is umbrella Academy and I have two vents about season 4 and one thing about what I think what the hargreeves would wear if I try drawing them all ( I suffer from same clothing syndrome) but I wanted to see what I could picture them in and other stuff I don't exactly remember but I do remember that I have poll about five if he was radioactive or not

Never mind I've changed my mind and started to do this instead on Ibis paint (im still doing the painting but it'll be kinda half ass) and it's going well but I'm not sure on the outfit choices

It's all awkward at the moment but hopefully I can make it less awkward looking (Klaus is being a pain in my ass to pose*they all are but he's even more so...*)

At the moment trying to do a family portrait with the Hargreeves after finally getting the happy ending they want (this is an alternate universe that turned into the main universe as it is finally completed) and I thought that they do family portrait to show how much they improved and how much they healed (I Don't want to add the spouses just because I just want it about the siblings)

You know , it would've been easier to write a happy ending rather having them commit suicide

Just show them having what they want, be able to be happy together and being able to live their lives without struggles like Reginald, commission, war and the apocalypse

Yes that would be a bit boring but it finally shows all of them getting their lives on the right track and being able to have a normal life

😐

Does anyone have good tua fics that are five centric and complete? I've been looking for a bit and I'm just not sure about the titles and due to skepticism really and some of them not being complete and I want an opinion to see what is good or not? :l

But please either comment or reblog with a fanfic recommendation

Does anyone think that Reginald did log tests on the children , like voice logs so he keeps track of how far they are training their powers and that. How do you think he would start the voice log , also who would have the most like training tests on them??

Like would also talk about the side effects of each power and how he would "tackle" them

I think he would ,especially with Christopher , man is literally a cube

Please comment your thoughts on this, cause I'm curious about if anyone else thought this (probably not)

Klaus: If your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

Diego: I'm gonna be cremated so imagine a cloud of bones flying over the battlefield

Klaus: Oo metal

Klaus: Be gay, do crimes is all well and good, but one can also be queer, instill fear

Viktor: you forgot be trans, throw hands

Diego: be bi, go for the eye

Five: Be ace, punch face

Luther, the struggling token straight™️:…I’m scared of you all

So apparently there's this script for a tua season 1 episode that never got made. It's about their 23th birthday.

You guys.

A couple of things that stand out:

- That cross stitch Diego had in the boiler room that was so obviously a gift from Grace was a gift for his 23th birthday.

- Also, Diego went every week to visit his mom. I'm crying

- Klaus was in jail at this time, and he accidentally killed a guy in self defense.

- Allison is there but we just see her struggling not to use her powers on every day issues.

- Also apparently Patrick was her acting coach.

- She needed it.

- Luther was pathetic and I want to cry for him bc I love him so much but God was he dumb. Also the Accident happened the day after his birthday.

- Viktor had a girlfriend, who looked so sweet at first but then he found out she was cheating on him. On his birthday. Ouch.

- Five flirted with a woman named Delores in a 1940s (I think) bar, and it was so sweet and heartbreaking. He got a little kiss for dancing with her. It was great. Get it, old man.

- Five traveled to 2012 for the commission, saw Diego leave the academy, and couldn't stop himself from shouting his brother's name. I am HEARTBROKEN

- The Handler stopped him before Diego could see him, and also we have confirmation that the Handler was fucking creepy. She kissed Five after proclaiming he was hers. Five stands still and closes his eyes. I'm... feeling things. Mostly homicidal rage.

- Viktor visits Klaus in jail, which develops into the best conversation I've ever read.

- They talk about Viktor's book. Klaus is very supportive. Reading the whole script is worth it just to read that conversation JESUS CHRIST:

- Apparently, Grace announced one day at the dinner table that Diego had had his first wet dream.

- Klaus asks Viktor if he had added that lovely little anecdote into the book.

- Viktor responded with an: yeah, I did.

- Christ almighty I know understand why Diego was so fucking angry VIKTOR HARGREEVES YOU HAVE ZERO CHILL.

- Okay seriously overall that conversation is very sweet. Best klaus-viktor interaction. 10/10

- Also I find hilarious that Regginald tried to call them all separately but obviously no one picked up, so his next thought was: "well. Better start planning my own funeral".

- The quip Klaus made in the Void when he asked Reginald "couldn't you just have called?" Is a thousand times funnier knowing that the bastard DID call, but Klaus missed it bc he was in jail.

That is all for tonight lovelies, this was heartbreaking to read but overall amazing, I recommend you read it, here is the link

I rewatched S1 and S2 of The Umbrella Academy for the tenth time, and I decided to keep track of how many times the characters said certain words

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 3x03, “Pocket Full of Lightning”

Diego and Allison: Hey let's go beat the shit out of racists

The Umbrella Academy S3 + Text Posts Part 1