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Random drawings I made today
compilation kisaku family AU
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They are company party of Sharp other companies, and they like 17 years.
David: don't like people, huh?
Jude: I don't like to talking to people..
David: like i didn't know that
Jude: but I love talking to you, Dave
David: *internal screams* yea me too...
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Jude: i'm not mad i just want to know why you two need a fake ID?
Preston: *mumbles*
Jude: what you said?
Lucian: you need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies...
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X: it's not natural for girls play soccer
Chiara: no it's not natural for someone to be stupid as they is tall and yea..
Chiara: and there you stand
Caleb: THAT'S MY NEICE!
Caleb: I'm so proud of her 🥹 *wipes away a tear*
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*Caleb and Joe saw Quentin and Chiara kissing and Joe is is visiting the Royal Academy*
Chiara: I kiss like a princess!
Joe: you are grouned...
Joe: for till college
Chiara: for till college?
Caleb: FOR TILL COLLEGE!
Chiara: why?
Caleb: FOR KISSING THAT DELINQUENT
Chiara: you're the one who took him under your wing!
Caleb: Well, this wing shall flap no more!
Joe: Quentin is never allowed up here again, and you're never allowed to have any contact with him
Chiara: why! What did I do that was so bad!?!
Caleb: OH YOU KNOW, LIPSY!
Chiara: i'm almost 15 who old you were when you started kissing boys?
Cabel: elev-
Joe:THAT NOT THE ISSUES!
Chiara: the issues is the you two are totally overreacting
Caleb: say whatever you want, you're so grounder!
Chaira: AHHH! *walks away angry*
Caleb: we did it for her own good, we are such great uncles!
Joe: well yes, but who tells Jude and Dave that Chiara has a boyfriend?
Caleb: Holy shit I forgot that part...
Caleb: oh well in case they will find out by themselves...
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Chiara: dad PÃ , I'm not coming back for dinner, I'm staying with my boyfriend!
Jude:*in the kitchen with David* okay Chiara, call if you need something *realizes what she said* YOUR WHAT!?
Chiara: Yes?,I have a boyfriend, didn't I tell you?
David: who is it, I'll kill him.
Chiara: dad, don't be so exaggerated...
Preston: But most important is Quentin or Sangoku? Cause i like more Sangoku *at the table with Lucian*
Lucian: Preston come on, it was supposed to be a secret!
Jude and David: WHAT!?!
Chiara: oh come on, did you know that I'm polyamorous!
David: That's not the problem, darling, BUT THE FACT THAT TWO SHITS HAVE PUT THEIR FILTHY HANDS ON YOU! *takes a deep breath* anyway, give me their numbers and I'll have to have a little talk...
Chiara: *is about to speak*
Jude: No, you're not going out anymore, and give they numbers to your father.
Chiara: ...
Chiara: WELL PRESTON IS LOVE WITH DRACON!
Preston: I HATE YOU!
《Yes Chiara is in a polyamorous relationship with Sangoku and Quentin. (I also have a little something almost ready for them)》
Chiara: I'm the oldest, I make the rules
Preston: i'm in the middle, i'm the reason we have rules...
Lucian: i'm the youngest, the rules don't apply me! :>
Preston: cause your're too naive for them
Chiara: and you tried to start a revolution, so shut up.
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*Caleb knocks on Jude's door*
Caleb: hello, it's is i, your favorite person
Jude: nice try Caleb but my favorite person is David
Caleb: okay then. Hello, it's is I, that bitch
Jude: better
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Chiara: I didn't tell you because I don't want you putting everything at risk, over a wild hunch i can't even prove yet!
Quentin: Liebe, i'll back your hunches any day of the week, no questions asked
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*in bed*
David: hey, Jude? You awake??
Jude: no, why?
David: if a Guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er Guniea pig?
Jude: Darling if you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thought, or your sexy body and my late night murder thought?
David: *blushing* i-i...don't know how to feel about this...
Jude: *kissing David on the cheek* go to sleep.
David: "blushing harder*okay...
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X: so who is your hero?
Preston: it's my dad David, he's the best and very brave!
X: how cute! Is there anything is afraid of?
Preston: Father
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David: kids who is your favorite uncle?
Chiara/Preston/Lucian: Uncle Joe!
Joe: aww I love you too!
Caleb: *cries in the corner* why!?! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
David: Favorite aunt instead?
Chiara: Aunt Celia and her girlfriend Isabelle! (they're together LONG LIVE LESBIANS!)
Lucian: I love aunt Camelia (she's engaged to Joe)
David: Preston you?
Preston: Aunt Caleb!
Caleb: YOU LITTLE B-!
Joe: NO!!