Bill Cipher Would Vote For Him! - Blog Posts

The destruction of humanity? That's a cheap price! He has my vote!

To everyone's dismay, TSAU!Mikey has decided to run for president of the Turtleverse! :D

Ways that TSAU!Mikey will improve Turtleverse society if he is elected:

Free healthcare for all (yōkai)! :D

Increased funding for social welfare programs! :D

The complete and total destruction of humanity.

More cooking- and baking shows! :D

Lower taxes for Baron Draxum (applies to all universes)! :D

Increased taxes for Donatello Hamato (applies to all universes)! :D

Smaller podiums for Mikey! (they're too tall! and just because he can fly doesn't mean he should have to!) >:(

If any of this sounds promising, remember to vote for TSAU!Mikey in the upcoming election! :D

@tmnt-multiverse-election