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Part 2 of random Flashfam headcanons !
- When someone points out the weird color of Bart's eyes, they just invents a stupid story each time to explain it ("this is what happens when you become blind and then regain your sight" "I am half dragon" "a wizard cast a spell on me" "it's a sign of higher intelligence"...)
- Bart's hair make them look taller than Thadd, and he don't like it.
- Wally has a dinosaurs phase when he was a kid.
- Literally every speedster passed Jay and Joan off as their grandparents to other people. (Barry: Yes Jay is my grandfather. Yes he is also my nephew's and grandchild's. No none of this is weird.)
- All speedsters are somewhat capable of cooking.
- It remains to be seen if their cooking is really edible for non-speedsters...
- The best way to woo a speedster is to offer him food.
- A speedster only offers food to people tey likes.
- Bart learned to knit to keep their hands busy and started giving away what they knit for Christmas and birthdays.
- They still have problems with sizes. But everyone loves the effort. (Max wears his every Christmas)
- Because of their metabolism, all speedsters give off a lot of heat and resist the cold very easily (being able to wear t-shirts even below 5°C) So, for many, speedster = radiator.
- Thadd tricks Bart into doing his chores for him.
- Despite being super smart 'cause he was basically raised on a giant computer, Thadd tends to believe a little bit of everything he reads on the internet.
- Bart likes to make fun of conspiracy theories (even if he himself is convinced that the center of the earth is made of nougat.)