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Barney Calhoun - Blog Posts
Half life yaoi who cheered
Sailor song TikTok meme aaah moment
i like them the little guys they are fun to draw and very silly
Little kiss on the cheek
gordon you lucky dog
please can i have a kiss on the cheek too i couldn't sleep so i drew this
half life doodles!
i was trying very hard to figure out how to draw Gordon and he looks a bit different each time i drew him xd
i scrolled through the whole Freehoun tag yesterday, dare to judge me
This piece of Barney, KILLS ME. Cause I remember that he spent 20 years surviving and I just wanted to imagine one of those nights.
The Sims 3 Half-Life (2) Household
Brace yourself for utter debauchery!
(feel free to suggest characters & other funny stuff :3)
Barney and Alyx got ice cream together! …And then Barney dropped his :(
Intense gaming… featuring a crash out from Alyx, and a nerdy infodump from Gordon.
self explanatory…
For awhile, I was mad at the both of them. Their attempts to thwart my plans of having them be maidenless disrespected me, their God.
However… they quickly redeemed themselves to me. Alyx autonomously dumpster diving was beyond funny, and Barney made a pretty cute face.
I sent him to the beach to think about what he did though.
Meanwhile,
Gordon has been off on his own little adventures throughout this. I think sleeping in the test chamber would be ill advised.
You could say… I foresee consequences.
Ha.
sure, being a rebel acting as a metrocop was awful, but it was your life for years and years. eventually the brutality and violence became apart of the routine… and then suddenly you’re free from that routine.
i’m inclined to believe that barney was thankful for what gordon did, but it had to be beyond stressful to see the life you’d built up crumble that easily. no more safety nets, no more extra rations, no way to inform your friends of raids. his role in the rebellion, and specific use to them was gone.
on the subject… the rebellion probably was a quiet, underground affair pre gordon returning (which fascinates me in a lot of ways that are beyond the scope of this post) and barney as a character seems to be okay with this sort of flow. that’s not to discredit him, the man can very clearly hold his own, but blue-shift is basically “escape black mesa without anyone noticing” simulator, and his role as a spy is in a very similar ballpark to that. i don’t know if he ever intended to be a, ‘public figure’, but gordon sort of forced him in a position where he had to be.
there was no possible return to ‘normal’ life or society for barney because of gordon,
end post.
thinking about barney having to give up his privilege of blending in w/ the combine in episode 1
thinking about barney having to give up his privilege of blending in w/ the combine in episode 1
One bonus Barney Calhoun photo from two weekends ago because I'm salty that my tags aren't working on the original post.
SO-ho pumped to wear this nerd again this coming weekend, hopefully with bonus pulse rifle if I can get it done.
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Also I just want to say I spent years being accused of "transing video games" you know, just cause I was quietly nonbinary in video game spaces, so just openly making shit that says "Yes, not only are the am I trans, but I draw every character as trans and there's nothing you can do about it" is very funny and cathartic to me and me only.
the hand that feeds - the crane wives
love is a gentle thing yours is thicker than a velvet ring
collection of roblox barneys silly little details under the cut + gordon i encountered dancing (with added music)
Did anyone draw this already wit them
thinking abt freehoun and this has been a wip for TOO LONG 😠
who up pining for their boy best friend
We KNOW what they were doing in those vents dude don’t lie to me
IM BACK ON MY HALF-LIFE BULLSHIT
Love them
whenever i get bored with drawing i make a new and exciting brush
