A Dwight Stands In Your Way, He's Holding A Carboard Pizza Box. He Stares Into Your Soul Before Saying

A Dwight stands in your way, he's holding a carboard pizza box. He stares into your soul before saying "I have brought you your cheese pizza, with extra pineapple." - What do you do?

looking up from his work he stares at the Dwight, “[You have three seconds to get your disgusting filth out of my office. As you have delivered it to the wrong killer! Whoever ordered that is a monster, WHO THE HELL PUTS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA. WHO DOES THAT!?]”

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1 year ago

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4 years ago

You are a fruity little neuroscientist :) (I saw the chance and i took it. You know who this is)

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4 years ago

Cumogorgon

You know, I was expecting this. I knew this was going to happen ever since I posted about the demogorgon. But god when it finally happened it hit me like a truck. -MUN

4 years ago

i think he is??? idk herman gives off ohioan energy and i can’t explain how or why.

like i just look at him and think “yup. he is from ohio”

TREPYA THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON. YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS


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3 years ago

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2 years ago
PROJECTING THIS INTO YOUR MIND YUMMY YUMMY YUM YUM

PROJECTING THIS INTO YOUR MIND YUMMY YUMMY YUM YUM


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4 years ago

Herman? More like WHOREMAN

Not really interested in dating, sorry ladies, Men, and Thems! So no “Whoreman Carter” for you! My deepest apologies.


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