Just Thought About This Again, It’s Giving:

How it feels going on Cobra Kai AO3 and trying to weed through all the porn to find good fics

Yeah, he doesn’t do much, though

What if the Ladybug wielder could speak things into existence? Like, say a previous Ladybug made up the word "platypus" and all of a sudden semi-aquatic egg-laying mammals popped up in the world?

I mean, if she needs a platypus, she probably could get one.

The Adrien/Kagami trapped sub-sub-plot except it's realistic

Adrien and Kagami watching the entire building crumble: What the fu- Felix, standing in the center of the debris next to a 7 foot tall muscle sentimonster: Get in, bitches, we're going Monarch hunting.

Love this because Robmetri is my favorite rarepair

Migueli is a good ship and I’ll die on that hill

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36140386/chapters/90089275

Let's Try Coronas Instead (72,793 words); Hawk follows Miguel to Mexico

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31032674/chapters/76659221

Boy Problems (74,376 words); Sam and Hawk bodyswap fic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33421042/chapters/83019688

Hella Metal (11,805 words); they go to a concert with Johnny

https://archiveofourown.org/series/2503873

El Serpiente y El Halcón (series); Hawk struggles to reintegrate with the group after he’s left cobra kai

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1691446

Falconry (series); what if Miguel was there after Moon dumped Hawk and season 2 onward went differently

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33440824/chapters/83071708

Snap Out Of It (29,204); Hawk gets a boyfriend and Miguel doesn’t handle it well

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35005972/chapters/87184432

Migratory Flight (21,069 words); Hawk shows up in the park to join eagle fang

Amanda in her soccer mom era 😭

If I end up writing a musical episode for Simply Miraculous (which is highly likely), someone’s gonna sing Loser, Baby whether you like it or not

I’m doing the same thing🤝

I’m glad we both came to the conclusion that this ship would be unfathomably toxic.

I can’t even think of how it would start because they’re just so…ruthlessly incompatible.

Torymetri is such a funny ship to me because like…that relationship wouldn’t last more than a few days. This is a ‘one night stand’ ahh ship at best.

Tory is abrasive, no-nonsense, and has major anger issues.

Demetri is snarky, blunt, and an absolute pessimist.

It’d be a miracle if these two could co-exist alone in a room together pre-Season 6 for more than five minutes without Demetri crossing a line and Tory actually yeeting him out the window.

Miguel: My girlfriend broke up with me because I accidentally hit her while I was drunk, and I’m trying everything to get back with her, and I absolutely am still in love with her, and 100% not over her at all.

Tory: I want that one.

Why were the writers of Dear White People so h0rny? Like, there was a seggs scene or a nvde scene every other episode. Netflix has a show revolving around seggs, yet the show about racism has more seggs scenes 💀

This is exactly why I say “of course” and “no problem”

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.