I've Always Had The Headcanon That Miguel And Robby Have The Cain And Abel Instinct Turned Up To 11 Until

thinking about the scene where robby steals the laptop and one of his friends tells him to have each buyer send him half the money and then give it to whoever shows up first, and robby goes “but what about the other one 🥺” baby do you even know what business you’re in

Samtory AU where Sam is obsessed with Tory but in a “our rivalry is sacred and I despise you but our competition drives me to better myself in ways I never even dreamed of before also I kind of want to kiss you”

Sam: I have to defeat her, but how? She’s too strong, too skilled, too hot, too smart, too hot-

Miguel: You said hot twice.

Sam:…I mean, yeah, look at her? Are you blind?

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Daniel: Sam, you might have a problem.

Sam, standing in the middle of her room that she covered with pictures of Tory: Whatever do you mean, father?

Daniel: What do I-I mean all of this!

Sam: Oh, I’m just getting locked in for the tournament by focusing on my greatest adversary.

Daniel, pointing at the punching bag covered top to bottom in Tory’s headshots: and what about that?

Sam:…image training?

That moment when you were about to make a ‘happily ever after’ edit for the vks but then remember that Carlos and Jay have like 10 minutes of screen time across the entire trilogy

Demetri’s character assassination in P2 was so fucking grand that it felt targeted 😭

can’t wait to see how hawk and demetri will continue to get butchered in part 3 YIPPEEE

On EVERYBODY’S soul INCLUDING mine this woulda made the show peak 🗣️‼️

My boyfriend broke my arm then saved me from his evil henchmen like two weeks later?!1?1! (EMOTIONAL STORYTIME) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

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Hawk and Demetri, making up and shit:

Robby, leaning to Sam: Oh my god, I thought they were gonna kiss.

Sam: What? That is an absolutely wild thing to thi-me too.

Capitalism corrupts the mind

Headcanon: One time, Trent visited the bionic island for a week, and for that whole week, Leo relentlessly bullied and humiliated him. No one stopped him. No one tried to tell him it’s wrong. Because they know that if it wasn’t him doing it, it would be them.

School Spirits AU where the spirits are more like traditional ghosts and can possess people

Simon working drive-through: Welcome to Carl Jr's, what can I get for you?

Maddie: YURR :3

Simon: Oh my gosh...12.78.

Maddie: wait waht happen-

Simon: 12.78.

Maddie: I ain't even order yet, buddy-

Simon: Twelve. Seventy. Eight. Pull to the window.

Maddie: Well, uhh-let me get a double western bacon cheese-

Simon: Yes, yes, bitch, the double western bacon cheeseburger, extra barbecue sauce, with 3 tenders, two ranches, and 2 barbecue sauces-why are you playin' with me, Walter Clark?!

Wally in Maddie's Body: Well damn, bro, how'd you know it was me?

Simon: You're the only person who comes through my drivethrough saying "YURR:3" at 2:55 PM! And I can spell that old ass drugstore cologne.

Wally: You good, man, you need a raise-well, let me get that, uhhh, and a chocolate shake....yeah, let me get a chocolate shake. You know I want a chocolate shake, since you know everything?

Simon, only not strangling Wally cus he's in Maddie's body: WALLY, IF YOU DON'T BRING YOUR STUPID JOCK ASS TO THIS WINDOW AND STOP PLAYING WITH ME I JUST CLOCKED IN! AND BOTH OF YOU ARE LACTOSE INTOLERANT! DAMN!

Wally: You good. You good, bro.

“I want to put musical numbers in my fanfiction” I say with glee before beginning to write the fanfiction. Little did I know…I’d have to write them.