Hot Take: The ‘Oh, I need more powers to be worth something’ plotline in Elite Force should’ve went to Chase instead of Bree
Crazy how a doc can go from 2 pages to 37 in three days because of a random surge of midnight motivation
PLEASE GAHD YES
This would be so fire, especially if they lean into the camp.
DEMETRI MY SHAYLA
"Go to hell” is basic. “I hope your favorite characters start acting with their fanon interpretation in canon” is smart. It’s possible. It’s terrifying.
Simon working drive-through: Welcome to Carl Jr's, what can I get for you?
Maddie: YURR :3
Simon: Oh my gosh...12.78.
Maddie: wait waht happen-
Simon: 12.78.
Maddie: I ain't even order yet, buddy-
Simon: Twelve. Seventy. Eight. Pull to the window.
Maddie: Well, uhh-let me get a double western bacon cheese-
Simon: Yes, yes, bitch, the double western bacon cheeseburger, extra barbecue sauce, with 3 tenders, two ranches, and 2 barbecue sauces-why are you playin' with me, Walter Clark?!
Wally in Maddie's Body: Well damn, bro, how'd you know it was me?
Simon: You're the only person who comes through my drivethrough saying "YURR:3" at 2:55 PM! And I can spell that old ass drugstore cologne.
Wally: You good, man, you need a raise-well, let me get that, uhhh, and a chocolate shake....yeah, let me get a chocolate shake. You know I want a chocolate shake, since you know everything?
Simon, only not strangling Wally cus he's in Maddie's body: WALLY, IF YOU DON'T BRING YOUR STUPID JOCK ASS TO THIS WINDOW AND STOP PLAYING WITH ME I JUST CLOCKED IN! AND BOTH OF YOU ARE LACTOSE INTOLERANT! DAMN!
Wally: You good. You good, bro.
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
Sam: *bursts into Robby’s room* YOU!
Robby: Hmm?
Sam: Stop stealing my dad.
Robby: *takes long sip of ice tea*…no.
Sam: You son of a BITCH-
Robby: LET ME HAVE THIS!
POTATO
If you've been keeping up with my 'What If Cobra Kai Was A Musical' posts, I hope you're in for a long read, because Season 3's already the longest one and it's not even done
Sam bbg I am going to treat you so much better in my rewrite that I have no idea if I’m doing or not
im so sorry that i wasn’t your writer sam larusso
Vegeta: *holds Frieza from the back* It's time for the ultimate karma, Frieza. KIDNEY PUN-
Goku: Kamehameha!
Vegeta: Kakarot, NO!!
Goku: Kakarot, YES!!