Latest Posts by yellowstonenationaltrash - Page 2
Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
Fucking stab that reblog button if you hate pedos
for every note this gets I won’t self harm for a day. if you reblog this i’ll put your URL into a jar and each time i feel like harming myself, i’ll pull out a name & dm that user “thank you for caring.”
I’ve stolen this from someone else but the point still gets across. I’ll do this. Let’s see if I get any notes on this *finger guns*
when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree
w h y ?
🎄Merry Thiccmas Y’all🍑🎄
everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox
Reblog this if you, too, unironically like Mr. Mime.
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
This is my cat, Brigitte.
24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer. Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park. She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.
I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal. Good fortune follows her everywhere.
I don’t want to be selfish. I have everything I need and then some. So, I’m sharing her with you.
Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.
And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte. Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.
Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.
Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
All District was kinda fun today, surprisingly. I didn't make it, but a friend of mine did, and I'm super happy for him.
you can only reblog this today
Ya know.
I'm really out here, loving my friends.
Even the short jokes.
This is a drawing? It's gorgeous!
Drawing of my favorite YouTuber Garret Watts :D
Andrew Siwicki’s laugh, reblog if you agree
ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.
I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]
I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.
He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.
You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!
I’m counting on you!!!
Remember it’s 2,000,000!
Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE
hey, guys!! delirious turned down potentially winning lots of money to protect his identity.
hopefully now, everyone telling him it’s “so easy” to just “turn on the webcam” will finally realize that he is absolutely serious about keeping his identity secret.
the guy turned down a massive amount of money for privacy. stop being assholes by bombarding him for a reveal.
this has been a psa :)
I got Flamboyant Klingon Queen.
Nice.
@ my fellow space gays
i have created a (very broken) generator that gives you a Trek-inspired title! (alternatively here’s a even sillier one with double the adjectives)
here are just a few examples:
have fun!
I have tears.
IT TOOK SO LONG TO FIND BUT HERE IT IS. PLEASE WATCH THIS, IT IS TEAR-INDUCINGLY BEAUTIFUL.