Sorry Mom, I Got A Small Unpopular Blog To Run

Luke:

the weird co-worker shrine 💀

the muppet joker just escaped an attempted crucifixion a few minutes ago, you've missed a ton of chapters

EXCUSE ME? Alright, circle time, someone explain all that happened to me please 🙏

Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

getting compliments from other girls is so therapeutic

emily gwen is unfortunately homeless. if you've ever used the lesbian flag please consider donating to a comrade.

this blog hates donald trump

i am committed to TWO THINGS

FAGGING IT UP

THE BIT

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"she left me mostly positive comment on my youtube comment wall"

great and now i can only imagine mischa posting a rap video and talia calling him like "bro. love of my life. what the actual FUCK was that. stop."

constructive criticism :3

what if Luke betrayed Camp Halfblood to protect them from Beyoncé?