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see what moxie<3 is playing. on your homescreen.

Would it be insensitive to say I know know who is coming back as Trisha’s kid this early?

yeah no I’m okay. It’s just the fact that christians can get away with heinous crimes in the name of their religion while my friend got harassed for associating with me since I’m a jew by ethnicity.

In the app store. straight up “missing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. The jeremy renner app.

sigma sigma on the wall who's the greatest rizzler of them all

making Harpy Hare into an orchestral arrangement to feel something.

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

April is Aphrodites month!! In honour of this, here are some easy things you can do to honour her!

⟡ Take the time to tell the people around you that you love them

⟡ Be kind to yourself, and give yourself the grace you give others

⟡ Smile at a stranger who look like they need it

I was trying to think of more but honestly… just be kind. Be kind to yourself. Be kind to others. Live with love <3

hey so, we sent your boyfriend down to a building in new york city - yeah, on whitehall street. we injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected, and selected him. he ended up on the group w bench because he had a criminal record for littering. yeah, no, the sergeant rejected him because he is a popular anti-vietnam war activist. we're sending his fingerprints off to washington. sorry

inside you there are two hedgehogs, and they're both boys and they're kissing

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

Some suitor: “Let’s have open arms instead-”

Polites yelling from the Underworld: “KEEP MY PHILOSOPHY OUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH”

This life is amazing...

"Polites and Odysseus were in love,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Jorge Rivera-Herrans.

The horrors persist but so does the existence of butch lesbians

oh yes it's that time of year again

Hi my friend told me to make this

lotf fandom is so funny because people here are like "i headcanon that Jack Merridew has substance abuse issues" and Jack Merridew is a 12 year old boy who tried to vote himself leader and start crying and ran away when he lost

rhe amount of gender envy nico di angelo gives me is kind of atrocious and concerning

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “sonic for real justice” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: justice for mod silver

my buddy mod sonic pacing: mod shadow is lying to us

Polka Pox is a viral infection common among clowns regardless of breed ancestry, characterized by colorful polka-dot rashes on the skin. Symptoms include fever, itching, and fatigue. Ensure your pet clown is up to date on their vaccinations!

AYO???

Athena: I've done it! I've created the perfect warrior!

Everyone: You fucked up a perfectly good king of Ithaca is what you did. Look at him, he's torturing Poseidon and hunting the suitors for sport.

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

something needs to bully these men like high school mean girls

"why are you on your phone all the time" my frands :) hope this helps!