The Music Makes It 100x Funnier

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

Klance is spreading.

Like… no joke

There was this festival of talents in my school.

In the auditorium, the students performed different talents and shows.

And five people reenact a scene, but gave their own twist.

Bros, they were dressed as team Voltron. 6 of them (one was pink, who called herself Allura) were fighting off students dressed as purple soldiers (sound familiar?)

Then, someone threw a bag of flour to the ground completely obscuring the stage.

Then the speakers blasted off a “LANCE” and when the flour was gone, THE KEITH WAS HOLDING THE LANCE IN HIS ARMS.

AND NO FUCKING JOKE THEY KISSED

THEY CAME OUT TO THE ENTIRE SCHOOL AS GAY

DRESSED UP

AS KLANCE

SHIP OF THE YEAR INDEED.

RED GAY

how to tell if you’re the red gay or the blue gay

a (probably inaccurate but relatively relatable) study by dorkgan

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the red gay

openly angsty

wears black (oh wait, no-)

has messy hair

runs into situations without thinking

strong internally

has had ______ for only a day but if anything happens to them or it, the red gay will kill everyone in the room and then themself

family problems

looks up to someone (who they’ll probably be the successor of)

(is this where i insert the feline traits???)

hides true emotions with denial

but when around the blue gay, they become the softest of gays ever

fine examples include: keith kogane, ruby, catra

the blue gay

wants to be the best

does their best

calmer, but dealing with emotional issues

very confused about life

good hair *thumbs up*

wants to impress others

talks to others for advice

sometimes bottles everything up

openly shows love

admired others for their strengths

needs a lot of love and attention

puzzling past with the red gay

but all the same, they warm up to each other in time, with the blue gay taking care of their partner

because after all, they’re in love

fine examples include: lance mcclain, sapphire, adora

tis the holiday season so here’s some fluff 🎄🎅🎁❤💙

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Chuuya: i failed the safety and health course today

Dazai: what happened?

Chuuya: one of the questions was “in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”

Dazai: … and?

Chuuya: apparently, “fucking large ones” wasn’t the right answer

SO SATISFYING

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

where’s my klance flowershop au where lance is the florist and keith comes in several times a week to buy all kinds of flowers. lance is secretly pining but he’s Sad because keith keeps buying all these romantic flowers. keith is buying yellow acacia’s and jasmine’s and gardenia’s and red roses and camellia’s. lance obviously thinks keith has someone already and he’s jealous and he hopes that person appreciates all those flowers. obviously it comes out later that keith is single and the reason that he was buying all these flowers was to send a message. to lance. cause he’s got a crush. on LANCE. they fall in love. fin.

y’all jungkook officially lost his last braincell