The Amount Of Times I Check My Tumblr Everyday Is Unhealthy

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

"you tried to eat a stapler?" GOD FORBID I have an iron-rich snack

this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for

I feel honoured, ngl

I love it when someone follows me and they like basically everything *cough* @willowanomaly I see you *cough*

Gay AND European: Faguette

Reblog if you want to give a hug to your moots

I live in the wasteland

hi. are you scared? i know i'm scared. i'm scared a lot, actually. but when i curl up under the blankets to hide from the world outside they are soft and comforting against my skin. and food still tastes good even when my hands tremble holding the fork. so i think that we will be okay

I did this on my 2 ds

my tumblr is my private secret account