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bitch…omg

if tumblr shuts down you can find me bleeding out in a ditch

So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up

"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

they're always with me 24/7

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.