I No Longer Exist And Can Therefore Commit A Crime While Facing No Repercussions.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

LET 👏MEN👏WEAR👏MAKEUP 👏

government wants trans people to detransition so here’s them chasing me to hot glue my bazoinkers back on

Can I join? In the mood for something illegal

im actively commiting tax fraud

lore dropping is kinda crazy because sometimes when I’m mid conversation I realize that actually did happen to me

The Boss?

im actively commiting tax fraud

when i was... a young shrimp.. my shrather (shrimp father)... took me into the city... to see a marching clam.....

i yearn for the mines.

they need to invent smudge proof glasses cause i am so tired of it