They Need To Invent Smudge Proof Glasses Cause I Am So Tired Of It

Idk, rob someone

I wanna cosplay so baaad but I'm brokeee

no language should be mocked other than french

"you tried to eat a stapler?" GOD FORBID I have an iron-rich snack

People assume queer platonic relationships are on a straight line from friendship to romance, but actually from a non-linear, non subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, feelingsy weelingsly… stuff.

This blood magic ritual could have been an e-mail

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Literally me

You are going to start using slang that you find extremely annoying ironically until you reach the point you use it subconsciously in front of your boss/teacher/parent and have to explain what it means to them.

(Bonus Threat, they ask you to explain modern slang to others as well.)