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just saw a post that was a screen cap of tweek and all the comments were so mean???
they were calling him a stupid fuck and an ugly boy like LMAOO???
he's literally one of my most specialist cutie patooties... how could they do this...
i firmly believe mexican tweek is real and this is backed up by my other theory that comes from my head that he was raised watching la rosa de guadalupe even though he wasnt even raised catholic (ngl the show is just intrinsic culture at this point its really never has been religious for me tbh. plus its too ridiculous to take seriously anyways) and its not that his parents even put it on purposely like they dont even care about novelas like that it's just what came on after the weather sometimes and tweek takes every episode so fucking serious. the phone episode where the girl is so addicted to her phone she jumps out the window to catch it? tweek doesnt touch his phone for a month. he takes the lessons so fucking serious and screams at thw characters when they do some stupid shit like I TOLD YOU SO!!!!! POR ANDAR DE PENDEJO!!!! the pokemon go episode made him never play it again because he thought he was gonna get kidnapped like the kid in the episode. he uses the stupidass phrases they make up in the show unironically. i know this in my heart.
CREEK GOES MOTHER FUCKIN CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
kyle is a transmed and kenny is a nondysphoric trans person. the beef they have is crazy.
nobody knows the context for any of this but craig gets a intense short lived infatuation with stan during the month he and tweek are trying being open and it makes him want to die so badly it starts with him cyberstalking stan and not understanding why he’s doing it until he catches himself grinning too hard at a mirror selfie and he’s like oh no. from there he’s constantly sending anons to smarshrares.tumblr.com begging for gym selfies they haven’t posted he’s stalking kylebroflovski on instagram and staring at 2019 posts of stan playing on his nintendo switch shirtless backstage he’s submitting “stan marsh needs to kill himself” to crimsondawnconfessions and not understanding why he gets instablocked bc he meant it in a horny way it’s an all around TERRIBLE situation for him he’s so disgusted with himself. but he can’t stop.
he’s fucking terrified that kyle is going to find out and bring it up on fireside (catg has significantly more dirt on fireside than fireside has on catg and craig KNOWS they’re itching for something to say) and one day craig wakes up to a message from kyle that says “do you find my boyfriend attractive, craig?” and realizes in horror that he’s liked a picture of stan that kyle posted on instagram THREE years ago and didn’t realize it. oh it’s SO OVER. he blocks kyle but the deed is DONE and the next episode of fireside comes out THIS WEDNESDAY. craig listens to the entire next fireside episode and he’s biting his nails waiting for the moment kyle decides to bring up craig liking his old instagram post. but he never does. and craig breathes a sigh of relief thinking maybe he’s going to let it go. and then two weeks later Episode 158: The Talented Mr. Tucker drops and it’s ALL about craig having a crush on stan and craig is looking up Where to buy a gun los angeles legal AGAIN
mcau craig is one of the most guys ever. he went to nyu. he’s been in an on-again-off-again relationship with the same guy since age 10. he had a brief break with sanity where he had a crush on stan and almost bought a gun about it. he shops exclusively at whole foods, erewhon, and bristol farms. he dresses as gay as possible on purpose but is still assumed metrosexual. he tried to get the gay ear pierced but accidentally did the wrong one. he throws house parties where men get in free and women have to pay $20. his podcast is the only thing on his linkedin page. he calls his parents by their first names. he’s only into guys who look like tweek.
when stan is in an uber he acts like he’s in a psychological saw trap. he scrolls back and forth on his home screen acting like he’s busy, texting kenny random keysmashes to pretend he’s having a real human conversation. he’s squirming in his chair and bopping his head to the music and the driver asks if he likes the song and stan says it’s his favorite even though he’s never heard the song in his life. the driver asks how he’s doing and stan goes “living the dream, boss!” despite never having said this string of words all at once in his life but he panicked.
kenny, on the other hand, is the person who hops in the passenger seat of the uber. he asks for aux and fiddles with the ac like it’s nothing. he places his hand on the uber driver’s thigh and stares at him. sometimes the uber driver places his hand nervously over kenny’s. they ride quietly and tenderly until kenny reaches the abortion clinic that he’s meeting a hookup from a couple weeks ago at and kenny gets out of the car, but not before placing his hand on the driver’s cheek and whispering: “maybe in another life, anthony:” they both give each other 5 stars.
when craig finds out that stan is gay he is absolutely furious. he has been spending his whole life dealing with people mixing up him and stan because they both have dark hair and wear blue and have a melancholy demeanor and finally FINALLY in high school the mix ups started to lessen because when craig turned 15 he went through a massive growth spurt and ended up a good 4 inches taller than stan and WAY skinnier but now stan is gay, not to mention in a relationship with another guy from town, so he knows in his bones that now the mix ups are going to start up again and with a vengeance. it certainly doesn’t help that when stan and kyle get together craig and tweek are on a break because tweek was concerned that craig was cheating on him with guys at nyu and craig had responded very rationally with “i would never do that, they’re not attractive enough,” so now every mistaken congratulations on him and kyle “finally figuring it out” is like being shot, both because he misses tweek and because he’s horrifically insulted that anyone would think he would date kyle
more stick of truth sillies
sure craig isn’t the usual ‘bad boy’ but he is, in fact, a troublemaking dick. i always find it funny when people dumb him down to a silly little autistic boy who’s obsessed with space. it’s partly true but he gets in trouble ever day, beats up multiple kids (in his wiki it’s stated he’s the second most violent after eric, and is the instigator in a lot of them) and stan and kyles moms both don’t want him hanging around craig because he has “problems” and he’s a “bad influence”
South park fans when Tweek Tweak (a character from the show South Park) shows up in an episode of South park:
another draft
stuff i drew recently and bothered to color
WE NEED MORE OF THE TWEEK & KYLE DUO!
they're watching nature documentaries
there is something wrong with me probably
misc doodles
new special inspired doodles
What If Twerp Was A girl😮
They are cute 🥺
why does south park genuinely make me very happy this is embarrassing
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FEM CREEK ! ! !
us??
I wish fem tweek were real..
my medieval south park au! (but they’re also lesbians) 🏰