We Did Not Need That Shot Of Oscar Isaac In His Underwear, Drunk In Egypt. But We Got It. And For That

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP OVER LAYLA

OFMD spoilers

It’s not the kraken and the lighthouse. It’s the ship and the lighthouse !!!!!!!

Stede and Mary got married in front of the lighthouse, and they were told to be lighthouses to each other. Mary gave Stede and lighthouse painting for their anniversary. Stede gave Mary a ship for their anniversary. These little gifts represent who they are to each other. Stede is the lighthouse. Mary was supposed to be the ship, but she didn’t like it. She didn’t want it.

Stede goes off to sea, and he takes the lighthouse painting, and the model of the ship, and the ship itself. Along the way, he meets Ed.

Ed is fascinated by the model ship and the big ship. Instead of thinking it’s ridiculous like Mary and everyone did, he thinks it’s incredible.

When they realize the Spanish are into them, and they need a plan, they say, “We need to be lighthouses.” This goes back to choosing Ed over Mary. Except Ed isn’t the lighthouse. Stede is the light of the lighthouse which the Spanish avoided. Stede is still the lighthouse. You can’t have two lighthouses.

Everything happens, they get caught, Stede goes back to Mary, etc. Mary is living fine without Stede. As Ed said, you’re supposed to avoid lighthouses so you don’t crack up on the rocks. That’s what Mary did. She avoided Stede She wasn’t the ship that goes with Stede’s lighthouse. Ed is.

At the end we see Ed, a mess, looking at the lighthouse painting while on the ship. He went back to the ship. He chose the ship. He’s the ship. And he’s a mess because he didn’t avoid the lighthouse. He cracked up on the rocks.

By the time Ed realized he was the ship, he had already crashed.

Hope my rambling makes sense.

imma bout to drink a whole bottle a cough syrup and fucking astral project myself to saturn

so I was just watching Hannibal (the movie not the show thank god) and my mom looks at me and says You know how chicken legs taste different then chicken thighs? And so I was like yeah? Not knowing where this was going So she continues saying Do you think cannibals have a preferred body part? And so of course I looked it up and when I didn’t find anything my sister from across the room just looks up and says Cannibalism who?

i just know i can’t be the only one to look at wlw and mlm and mentally pronounce them as wulawula and mlim.

there are two things that made me what i am today. both pieces of literature. both read in sixth grade. one, an extensive published series spanning over nine books and hundreds of chapters all written by the accredited author james patterson. the other, a gravity falls fanfiction that taught me what the tag lemon means

Oh your blorbo is your precious baby?

Mine is my little chewtoy. I just wanna bite him over and over again and grind him between my teeth and drool while he squeaks and squeals all high pitched.

Monster Aficionado Crow

Here he goes.

My little sister is creating a slave army on Minecraft. She’s building houses with dungeons in the basements and filling them with villagers. She’s only seven, but I’m pretty sure she’s already building her empire.