Well-shit-were-doomed - Youve Made It To Hell Congrats

let the soft animal of your body KILL KILL ATTACK KILL WITH YOUR TEETH RIP IT WITH YOUR TEETH YOUR TEETH

attractive men in complete despair has gotta be one of my favorite genres of man.

there are two things that made me what i am today. both pieces of literature. both read in sixth grade. one, an extensive published series spanning over nine books and hundreds of chapters all written by the accredited author james patterson. the other, a gravity falls fanfiction that taught me what the tag lemon means

stopping at that funky little truck stop on my way back from college to buy myself another metal as fuck mug with a dragon for a handle

look at this shit

i was always wondering why steven’s accent sounded kinda weird. like it felt kinda out of place. and steven also over uses british slang. like a lot.

then i realized that steven’s britishness is based on marc’s subconscious idea of britishness.

marc is the host personality, as he fronts the most.

i did some research on DID for this post, but i’m not an expert or anything so forgive me if i say something wrong.

“These perceptions about oneself which originate from diverse perspectives, aggregate around multiple foci. Related emotions, thoughts, and behavior styles are linked to these foci over time. These aggregates become alter personalities following repeated utilization.”

so steven was formed from an american mind? and that’s why he’s so stereotypically british?? right???

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Buddy you're a dog

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Dog

ik that technically speaking, luke is older than leia (even tho they’re twins), but i am OBSESSED with little brother luke skywalker.

heist movie where it’s just 20+ different heist teams from dozens of countries trying to schedule their slotted raid like the world’s most aggressive game of “book the public utility space/community arts hall”

I cant wait for Jake to show up so Layla can have a third boyfriend