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*steven starts running rapidly towards wallace*

i hope somebody football tackles him into the water

yes

I love them so much 🥰💖they are perfect for each other 💎🌊 💚🩵

come on guys hoenn!!!

I've complained about this before and I'll do it again, I am very disappointed and sad about the lack of Wallace merch out there. All I want is a little keychain for my work keys, so when I'm having a bad day or stressful day I can look at him and give myself an ounce of serotonin to get me through my day.

If there are any artists who make acrylic keychains and are open to commissions, let me know! I will pay extra if I have to

C'mon, pokemon Fandom, don't just favorite the new trainers 😭

am i the only one who played pokemon ruby and sapphire or for my case it was omega ruby and thought wallace is a woman?

ok so like i can't be the only one because i saw wallace's sprite and the game and i was like this is a woman despite the fact that i knew his name was wallace

and also i played the game i was like man i'm so excited to fight her! How did i not realize sooner?

and finally i go to fight him and then i see his art and i saw a chest and no boobs and i was like oh that is in fact not a woman

so now i'm here telling this because i have nothing better to do and i really hope other people have felt this way because i dont wanna feel- i dont wanna be alone in this.

thanks for coming to my ted talk

btw mutuals every time i see yall in my notifs i do this motion as a means to express my joy at a mutual enjoyment of content

its instinctual at this point

I have oras shitposts

doing something new i guess

so i thought of this for a bit

but i have decided to now open asks for both asking either me or wallace

like my head cannon version of him, i guess

i think would be a fun experiment and i'm really eager to do it

my plan is to eventually post a whole sort of guide of my head cannon wallace

and then you can ask him stuff

and i know how to people are probably commenting about my profile picture

i have a pretty old phone and it won't let me pick a profile picture i don't know why

sort of i won't bother getting that profile picture but i swear i'm a real person not a bot

so yeah you can ask me anything right now i don't particularly care i'll post my head cannons eventually

you can reblog what you think

funny thing instead of asking you have to submit your question

it's the only thing that works but i mean at least it works right

wallace already answered a question and i'm pretty sure he wants more i don't know i'm not wallace

`\( ' _ ' )/'

my phone is still a bitch

wallace. chill.

Leon: I would make an excellent goon. I'd be like "on it boss" and then I'd mess up instantly.

Wallace: You're already the goon of a capitalist corporation.