so i thought of this for a bit
but i have decided to now open asks for both asking either me or wallace
like my head cannon version of him, i guess
i think would be a fun experiment and i'm really eager to do it
my plan is to eventually post a whole sort of guide of my head cannon wallace
and then you can ask him stuff
and i know how to people are probably commenting about my profile picture
i have a pretty old phone and it won't let me pick a profile picture i don't know why
sort of i won't bother getting that profile picture but i swear i'm a real person not a bot
so yeah you can ask me anything right now i don't particularly care i'll post my head cannons eventually
you can reblog what you think
funny thing instead of asking you have to submit your question
it's the only thing that works but i mean at least it works right
wallace already answered a question and i'm pretty sure he wants more i don't know i'm not wallace
`\( ' _ ' )/'
my phone is still a bitch
i'm just trying to decipher what the hell theyre doing...
it seems like they are pointing at wallace, but i may be wrong? they all have one hand pointing (somewhere) and another hand grabbing each other???
all i can say is that i am very confused
Okat so, I was scrolling through twitter when I came across a japanese account posting what they had about Wallace. And one photo they showed was him with Lance and Cynthia. Which made me very excited :D But now I wonder where that came from
had a friend help share my art, so thanks (theyre kinda just here but im grateful)
the quality isnt the best but whatever (and there is accidendental red marker on wallaces eye;-;)
hope you had fun :>
I want to collapse.
(Just finished Violet)
im sorry for not updating any of my fics (specifically my lv one). i have no motivation lol.
oh yeah lets go my *totally* unique pfp is a god awful cook
*sigh*
Diantha: Smart and attractive! Educate me on something I don't know. Wallace: The mouth of a jellyfish is also its anus. Diantha: Stop.
it really is fun when your partner also loves the same ship as you bcs then you guys can go insane together at 2am
since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…
listen wallace doesnt care if someone gets hurt in his gym apparently
Pewter City: Straight line on some cobblestones. Compared to the rest of this bullshit, this is luxury. Brock needs to come down off his staircase throne at the end of the corridor though.
Cerulean City: Yes. Mans can just scoot scoot around the edge of the pool. Misty has to come down to meet him though, she’s also on a staircase throne.
Vermilion City: Once he gets past the initial ‘what the fuck’ of the thunder barrier, as long as the bins are spaced out enough he’s fine. Doesn’t appreciate rummaging through trash though. At least mans isn’t on a staircase throne this time.
Celadon City: Depends entirely on how much tree is actually left after using cut.
Fuchsia City: He can make it through, but after about the third time of bumping into an invisible wall he’ll be real sick of this shit.
Saffron City: Runs entirely on little teleporters. Gucci.
Cinnabar Island: I never got to Blaine in LeafGreen but it looks like a straight shot.
Seafoam Island: Wouldn’t even be able to enter the gym in the first place. Can’t climb ladders.
Viridian City: Would probably develop motion sickness from all the spinning but I think he can navigate this one.
Violet City: I wouldn’t feel confident navigating the sharp turns 50 feet in the air walking, never mind trying to manoeuvre a chair through them. He can do it, but he won’t be at all comfortable.
Azalea Town: Stairs right at the entrance. Motherfucker.
Goldenrod City: Hard nope. Multiple steep staircases. Fuck you, Whitney
Ecruteak City: Morty, I love you, but the narrow walkway entirely in darkness over the void to hell isn’t exactly able bodied person friendly, never mind this-
Cianwood City: Another hard nope, those stairs look homophobic
Olivine City: Another straight walkway with an elevated leader. She’s definitely nice enough to meet him halfway too.
Mahogany Town: Ice gyms as a whole are bad. Not sure how well the chair will do on the ice (do you want to slip and skate or have traction?) and in Vernon’s case he is paralysed from the waist down so his lower body isn’t great at the whole temperature regulation thing. He’s definitely learning about winter’s harshness, thank you. Compared to the other ice gyms this one is pretty chill though.
Blackthorn City: The warning of unstable footing at the start is worrying, but the puzzle itself can be done.
Rustboro City: It’s all ramps until you get to the almighty stair throne, so okay. Also he’s absolutely stopping to look at the little museum.
Dewford Town: Give him enough room between all the exercise shit and we’re gucci
Mauville City: More of these random electric death walls? Eh whatever, the floor’s level at least. … NEVER MIND I FOUND MORE STAIRS
Lavaridge Town: What the fuck. Fuck you.
Petalburg City: Doesn’t seem to pose any problem, yay!
Fortree City: I don’t think he’s getting in, dear.
Mossdeep City: Y’know what? All this floating around is pretty cool, actually
Sootopolis City: WALLACE YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS
Oreburgh City: Ah yes. Vernon’s actual home region serving him an immediate slap in the face with steep ass stone stairs. Wonderful.
Eterna City: Ahh, so peaceful, so chill, such a vibe. Maybe there is hope after all.
Veilstone City: Goodbye hope, hello whatever the fuck I have to push and a lot of stairs before you even enter the gym itself-
Pastoria City: Besides this being the weirdest fucking swimming pool I’ve ever seen, it’s another fuck you to wheelchair users. Though Vernon can swim, so if there’s a clear path from the entrance to the leader via the water he can make it, he’s just going to have to fight the battle soaking wet, in a swimsuit and on the floor.
Hearthome City: As long as you can do maths, you’re alright.
Canalave City: He can navigate it but those super speed lifts are giving him motion sickness for sure.
Snowpoint City: He’s dead now. He fell down the stairs right into the massive piles of snow and suffocated.
Sunyshore City: It’s another hard nope, and I had high hopes when I saw the catwalks-
Striaton City: No problem no worries, Hakuna Matata.
Nacrene City: As long as someone can get the books down for him he’s good.
Castelia City: Pushing through the gooey shit will be annoying but it is possible as long as it doesn’t gunk up the wheels too bad.
Nimbasa City: It’s possible, but only if someone brings his wheelchair round to where he’s getting off the rollercoaster, or the chair can go on the coaster.
Driftveil City: Lifts and scaffolding? Okay. Random staircase right at the very bottom? Not okay.
Mistralton City: The cannons themselves are fully disability friendly. The stairs are not. So close.
Icirrus City: I’m giving this one a no. Even without the stairs, that jump, the fuck? We’re not all stunt ready actors, sir.
Opelucid City: The path is narrow and winding, but it has cool trick ramps and that’s a win in Vernon’s book! But also there’s stairs so 0/10
Aspertia City: Straight shot with a stair throne. Cheren you patronising cunt, get your ass down here.
Virbank City: Stairs right at the beginning. They’ll never hear him scream.
Humilau City: Getting on and off the lilypads looks like a pain, it might be easier to swim it again. Also it looks like you need a lot of momentum to move those pads.
Santalune City: He’s fucking dead again.
Cyllage City: Grant what the French fried fuck is this?
Shalour City: Yeah no this is impossible. Sorry, buddy.
Coumarine City: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. I can’t fucking do this shit with fully functional legs.
Lumiose City: Finally one we can fucking do. Thank you, puntable looking children.
Laverre City: The warp panels are annoying but mountable.
Anistar City: Trippy as fuck and totally doable!
Snowbelle City: Fuck this disco fuckery.
Turffield: Ignoring the stairs in and out (rage), we can handle herding some Wooloo. Git along lil tumbleweeds!
Hulbury: So anyway I don’t like Nessa-
Motostoke: So again ignoring the stairs in it’s totally doable-
Stow-On-Side: Can transfer in and out of the spinny cups, but someone has to bring the chair down while he does it.
Circhester: Fuck you and your pitfalls.
Ballonlea: OLD LADY HAS RAMPS YAY
Spikemuth: What a nice wheelchair friendly street!
Hammerlocke: I forget if you can actually get in the room, but hey it’s just double battles, sweet.
Cortondo: The olive roll is possible.
Artazon: May depend entirely on where the Sunflora choose to hide. The gym itself is elevated up some stairs though so…
Levincia: All you have to do is sit there and look at some cameras and look pretty for the fans.
Cascarrafa: The trek through the desert to get Kofu’s wallet back to him ain’t gonna go well, but this is supposedly not the usual pre battle challenge so ehh.
Medali: The stage at the treasure eatery is a whore but everything else is fine.
Montenevera: Once again, access to the stage and the gym itself are whores. He’s gonna pet all the ghost dogs though.
Alfornada: You just gotta make faces for this one, right? Surely any other exercises Dendra and Tulip give you should be able to be adapted for the disabled anyway.
Glaseado: Uhhh the snow slope run is done on the back of a Pokemon as far as I remember so it should be fine.
i would like to say i am not disappointed
this is exactly the result i expected
i would like to thank all fifty people who voted :)
i made a lovely new drawing of steven and wallace, only to realize my camera is broken *SIGH*
so how about i ask a question i have been dying to ask, even though i dont play pokemon masters, i would love to see him in something new. now i can understand *slightly* why he hasnt gotten one as the only substance wallace has to prove hes a champion is his music in pokemon masters... so i would like some other opinions, i guess. (i know this isnt completely originshipping, but i wouldve posted my art that is originshipping, so idk)
steven and wallace are my true hyperfixation. monster hunter and tøp is cool too. extremely experimental and posts in a confusing manner. anyways back to my own little world. (they/them)
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