Remus: [texting Sirius] Im Out Rn So I Can’t Listen. Is It Important?

Biblically accurate marauders

loser remus <3 slut peter <3 punk sirius <3 trophy husband james <3

I like to think that Dorcas had a sick Animagus like a big tarantula or a panther like something scary and deadly. Like she is a scary person and can be very intimidating so obviously her animagus would be the same or maybe even scarier

She’d also use it to scare tf out of first years

Arthur: I’m just realising that you and I are a lot more similar than we thought

Merlin: that’s a horrible thing to say

Hermione: How’d it go, honey?

Ron: [just got back after dinner with Blaise’s parents for the first time] I think it went well..

Harry: Ron. You texted me saying “this place is so fucking fancy. I don’t know which knife to kill myself with.”.

Hermione: …

Ron: …

Harry: …

Hermione: Must of been pretty fancy if you didn’t kill yourself

Ron: Oh my god it was!! And !!-

“But I have seen the same. I know the shame in your defeat.”

But it’s Barty realising James is like him.

I was scrolling - as you do - and saw someone posting their headcanons for different marauders characters and I saw that they add some underrated characters (Alice, Frank, Bellatrix, Rita ect)

And now I feel like an asshole cause I kinda forgot about them.. so none of them have been added to my headcanon posts.. so imma add them now cause I feel bad

What if I told you James just wants to get proposed to?

In very relationship, any ships, any universe— he gets his lover a promise ring and he gets proposed to.

“Talking with my mother: She said, "Where'd you find this guy?" Said, "Some people fall in love, with the wrong people sometimes" But it’s James Potter talking with his mother about Regulus

Ik it doesn’t make sense at all but in my head James Potter is amazing at every sport, like he just loves all sports and always has motivation, and talent, for them.

Maybe he got the muddy, hands in dirt, playing in the rain, speed, stamina, side from Monty and the adrenaline, need to be great, power, skill, side from Effie.

Or maybe it’s just greatness he always had, but in my head under whatever circumstances he is just good at sports