THE CUBS OMFG
inspired by og ducklings request: maybe some new ducklings shenanigans with taub thirteen and kutner? :3
Whats going on?
An unofficial sequel to this post hahaha. In my head I refer to this bunch as "the cubs" since they follow mama like ducklings but just seem a biiiit more independent lol. Thank you for requesting!!!
Chase was real as fuck for that.
my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex
i love this show. some minor, vague spoilers!!!
Wilson pretends to date a prostitute
House holds a patient hostage in an elevator
House makes a police officer drop his pants during a physical because the guy was profiling him
The police officer then spent the next several episodes attempting to ruin House's life in retaliation
Chase attempts to dominate a patient to get him to sign a consent form after the patient's dominatrix is arrested
House breaks an MRI machine by trying to put a really fat patient in it
House convinces a patient to sue Wilson
House breaks into a woman's computer to prove she's lying to her daughter
House and Cuddy manipulate a patient with Mirror Syndrome to determine who is dominant in their relationship
Wilson asks House to electrically stimulate his own hypothalamus (EXTREMELY DANGEROUS) to recall a memory from the deep recesses of his mind in hopes of saving a patient
A billionaire buys the hospital and fires Wilson for refusing to vote to fire House
House lies to the transplant committee to get a new heart for a bulimic woman
House performs a vaginal exam on a patient while trapped inside an elevator
House sabotages a former employee's interviews to prevent him from getting hired
Foreman leaves the medical malpractice department to go work at another hospital where he is fired for committing medical malpractice
House accuses his best friend of sleeping with the female version of himself (and neither of them deny it)
House wakes up a patient from a ten-year-long coma to go get him a sandwich
House lies to a pregnant woman and her husband on Christmas that she is going to have a medically anomalous virgin birth
House hires a woman to pretend to have an deadly neurological illness as revenge after Kutner opens an online second-opinion clinic in House's name
Foreman irradiates a woman's entire body and kills her
Foreman intentionally tries to infect Cameron with a deadly unidentified illness
Foreman breaks into Thirteen's house
House gives a crazed gunman back his weapon in order to find the right diagnosis for him
Thirteen gets injected with like six different drugs while being held hostage by aforementioned crazed gunman so he can prove that it's not poison
I’M SOBBING I WANT TO HUG HIM
would you be interested in drawing houses childhood, similar to the chase drawing? ive never seen art of it loool
Broke my heart when he said his father would make him sleep outside as a punishment </3
Thank you for requestingggg!
House MD + text posts pt. ∞
House MD + text posts pt. ∞
Man love house md but some of you water down the characters so much, like did we watch the same show?????
It worked so well the first time
really it is so funny and so telling that when chase decides to make a move on thirteen he intentionally does it the exact same way he started dating his ex wife. this man needs to be studied
Cameron blonde era you will always be famous to me
HOUSE JR NR 2!
Foreman saying "The antibiotics will bring back the pain," While House looks at him with familiarity, then convincing him gently to take the antibiotics, and Foreman takes them, but without water, just like House.
Yeah, I'm fine.
WIN FOR THE QUEERS
House MD x Meljayvik
Huddson and Meljayvik are basically the same ship guys. Also Foreman would be Ekko, Cameron is Cait, Chase is Vi, Thirteen is Jinx and Sky is Amber
10/10 dad joke
PRETTY BOY!!
House M.D – “Hunting”, Season Two.
what if I literally ate you and your art abilities and didnt give them ba ck
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
house who is so afraid of change and people leaving him
house who constantly is pushing wilson’s boundaries to see what will finally make him leave
house who loves music, and plays multiple instruments
house who was a cheerleader for his collage lacrosse team
house who fucking hates his father
house who can’t lie to his mom
house who loves so hard and needs so much it drives people away
house who hates everything about himself so much, but you would never know it with how he acts
house who is so damn human and shows it in his own ways
ohhhh gregory house they could never make me hate you
i just think the show would be greatly improved if we had yuri/yaoi solidarity i mean LOOK at them
EVERY TIME I GET MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THEM IT HURTS
of fucking course James Wilson is his emergency contact, and his physician
He looks like a sad puppy omg???
They put him in jail for the crime of being babygirl
THEY!!!!
Can I have house and his ducklings going ice skating... 🥺🥺make house with those penguin ice rink helper thingies 🙏 the rest of the threes, you can decide their experience
What a cute request omg ahhahah Thank you so much for requesting!
Chase's face at Cameron's proposition is taking me out
THEYRE SO STUPID I LOEV THEM
they are 12 year old boys
ERIC GET DOWN YOU IDIOT
They have their thinking posture on
THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭
My favourite bisexual girlfailiure <333
🤨🤨🤨 (Chase is trying 🙏)
I saw a man on the street who looked exactly like House, hyperfixation is hyperfixatin
Pardon????
okay????