SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH CHASE HOW TO DRESS OMG???!?!?

I am convinced that if house was ever forced to wear a lab coat, it would be wilsons and not his own. tell me in wrong.

MORE things that actually happened in House MD in no particular order

i love this show. some minor, vague spoilers!!!

Wilson pretends to date a prostitute

House holds a patient hostage in an elevator

House makes a police officer drop his pants during a physical because the guy was profiling him

The police officer then spent the next several episodes attempting to ruin House's life in retaliation

Chase attempts to dominate a patient to get him to sign a consent form after the patient's dominatrix is arrested

House breaks an MRI machine by trying to put a really fat patient in it

House convinces a patient to sue Wilson

House breaks into a woman's computer to prove she's lying to her daughter

House and Cuddy manipulate a patient with Mirror Syndrome to determine who is dominant in their relationship

Wilson asks House to electrically stimulate his own hypothalamus (EXTREMELY DANGEROUS) to recall a memory from the deep recesses of his mind in hopes of saving a patient

A billionaire buys the hospital and fires Wilson for refusing to vote to fire House

House lies to the transplant committee to get a new heart for a bulimic woman

House performs a vaginal exam on a patient while trapped inside an elevator

House sabotages a former employee's interviews to prevent him from getting hired

Foreman leaves the medical malpractice department to go work at another hospital where he is fired for committing medical malpractice

House accuses his best friend of sleeping with the female version of himself (and neither of them deny it)

House wakes up a patient from a ten-year-long coma to go get him a sandwich

House lies to a pregnant woman and her husband on Christmas that she is going to have a medically anomalous virgin birth

House hires a woman to pretend to have an deadly neurological illness as revenge after Kutner opens an online second-opinion clinic in House's name

Foreman irradiates a woman's entire body and kills her

Foreman intentionally tries to infect Cameron with a deadly unidentified illness

Foreman breaks into Thirteen's house

House gives a crazed gunman back his weapon in order to find the right diagnosis for him

Thirteen gets injected with like six different drugs while being held hostage by aforementioned crazed gunman so he can prove that it's not poison

House was really like ‘hmmm I gotta choose a successor… somone who is truly like me, who can lead this department after I die/run away with Wilson… right, who from all my Fellows is a) the most annoying, b) commits the most hate crimes and c) has the most abusive father’

i think even if I stopped regressing id probably never leave agereblr… especially now that my default when interacting with new media is to immediately figure who the regressors are and who the cgs are. im afraid there’s no way to unbabybrain myself and ill always need a place to gush about fictional cgs + regressors

honestly with the amount of trans headcanons for this show, everyone is severely overlooking the fact that cuddy's canonical specialty is endocrinology . she's literally a hormone doctor. shots for everyone

I sit and watch / As tears go by

there should have been an episode of House M.D. where the cast go to a theme park for plot reasons and then it's half a montage of them going on rides and half some random medical mystery unfolding at the park

imagine going on tumblr, the weirdo website, just to hate on weirdos. its like walking into a pigeon coop and then getting mad at all the pigeons because you dont like pigeons. like my brother in christ you walked into pigeonland. you are a pigeon now

ERIC GET DOWN YOU IDIOT

They have their thinking posture on

He looks so fond

the way wilson looks at house is so special to me