I Love All My Girls But I Have Such A Huge Soft Spot For Cameron

The more I learn about House MD the more I’m convinced everyone is in on some practical joke I don’t know about. What do you MEAN House put Wilson in a giant fucking fish net? How did he even do that?? Is this what people who don’t watch Supernatural feel like when logging onto tumblr dot com

my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex

I don’t think we talk enough about the fact that Wilson with all honesty and no joke bought house a book and wrote “Greg, made me think of you”

Like hello?? That is not normal in any sort of way

First of all the fact that he even wrote a note instead of just giving him a gift is a whole thing on its own. They are not the people to do that so Wilson was obviously doing this on purpose

Also Wilson calling him Greg is just so personal on so many levels they never call each other their first name and don’t even try to excuse it by saying it’s a gift card so it’s more personal

And then “made me think of you”?? In what world is that platonic babe. “Made me think of you” is basically I want you to come over and fuck me

Ps. So we’re not gonna talk about how Wilson says it’s from Irene Adler a secret past lover of house and Irene Adler was indeed a lover of Sherlock Holmes. I love how they’re not even hiding this is inspired by Sherlock

God ships Hilson?

COME ON PEOPLE THE OLD MEN ARE BETTER

Chase is actually Shrödingers transgender, they’re both transmasc and transfem until proven otherwise

I am delighted to report

that once again, babygirl is not okay

first thing to know about sewing machines is that they can smell fear

think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.

I sit and watch / As tears go by