Can't Stop Thinking About House And Wilson As A Bonded Pair Of Cats Who Can't Be Adopted Separately And

love it when chase makes his sarcastic 😟 face

HES SO SILLY!! (I say as he confesses to a priest that he killed a man(yes I’m on THAT episode))

James Wilson should have superpowers/a mutation that House tries and fails to logically explain away

I like empath/telepath Wilson who never learnt to communicate "normally" with people bc he can just Know how they're feeling. or maybe he can see ghosts and is literally haunted by all his dead patients. dealer's choice

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

Missing Chase’s hair, COME BACK THE KIDS MISS YOU

HIS HAIR WAS SO GOOD UNTIL CAMERON TOOK IT IN THE DIVORCE

That’s actually the best Wilson description I’ve ever seen

Chase was real as fuck for that.

I just think multiple House characters should be allowed to have a dream where they are hitting their dad with a baseball bat and he is screaming and crying for help and maybe halfway through it has more to do with them killing him than it ever did protecting themselves

MORE things that actually happened in House MD in no particular order

i love this show. some minor, vague spoilers!!!

Wilson pretends to date a prostitute

House holds a patient hostage in an elevator

House makes a police officer drop his pants during a physical because the guy was profiling him

The police officer then spent the next several episodes attempting to ruin House's life in retaliation

Chase attempts to dominate a patient to get him to sign a consent form after the patient's dominatrix is arrested

House breaks an MRI machine by trying to put a really fat patient in it

House convinces a patient to sue Wilson

House breaks into a woman's computer to prove she's lying to her daughter

House and Cuddy manipulate a patient with Mirror Syndrome to determine who is dominant in their relationship

Wilson asks House to electrically stimulate his own hypothalamus (EXTREMELY DANGEROUS) to recall a memory from the deep recesses of his mind in hopes of saving a patient

A billionaire buys the hospital and fires Wilson for refusing to vote to fire House

House lies to the transplant committee to get a new heart for a bulimic woman

House performs a vaginal exam on a patient while trapped inside an elevator

House sabotages a former employee's interviews to prevent him from getting hired

Foreman leaves the medical malpractice department to go work at another hospital where he is fired for committing medical malpractice

House accuses his best friend of sleeping with the female version of himself (and neither of them deny it)

House wakes up a patient from a ten-year-long coma to go get him a sandwich

House lies to a pregnant woman and her husband on Christmas that she is going to have a medically anomalous virgin birth

House hires a woman to pretend to have an deadly neurological illness as revenge after Kutner opens an online second-opinion clinic in House's name

Foreman irradiates a woman's entire body and kills her

Foreman intentionally tries to infect Cameron with a deadly unidentified illness

Foreman breaks into Thirteen's house

House gives a crazed gunman back his weapon in order to find the right diagnosis for him

Thirteen gets injected with like six different drugs while being held hostage by aforementioned crazed gunman so he can prove that it's not poison