I Feel Like The Thrill Of First Love Is Such A Hilson Song

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

Foreman finally figured it out <3

I am delighted to report

that once again, babygirl is not okay

honestly with the amount of trans headcanons for this show, everyone is severely overlooking the fact that cuddy's canonical specialty is endocrinology . she's literally a hormone doctor. shots for everyone

I don’t think we talk enough about the fact that Wilson with all honesty and no joke bought house a book and wrote “Greg, made me think of you”

Like hello?? That is not normal in any sort of way

First of all the fact that he even wrote a note instead of just giving him a gift is a whole thing on its own. They are not the people to do that so Wilson was obviously doing this on purpose

Also Wilson calling him Greg is just so personal on so many levels they never call each other their first name and don’t even try to excuse it by saying it’s a gift card so it’s more personal

And then “made me think of you”?? In what world is that platonic babe. “Made me think of you” is basically I want you to come over and fuck me

Ps. So we’re not gonna talk about how Wilson says it’s from Irene Adler a secret past lover of house and Irene Adler was indeed a lover of Sherlock Holmes. I love how they’re not even hiding this is inspired by Sherlock

Sometimes watching House MD feels like being a member of HR reviewing footage of an incident report

HIS SMILEEEE

MORE things that actually happened in House MD in no particular order

i love this show. some minor, vague spoilers!!!

Wilson pretends to date a prostitute

House holds a patient hostage in an elevator

House makes a police officer drop his pants during a physical because the guy was profiling him

The police officer then spent the next several episodes attempting to ruin House's life in retaliation

Chase attempts to dominate a patient to get him to sign a consent form after the patient's dominatrix is arrested

House breaks an MRI machine by trying to put a really fat patient in it

House convinces a patient to sue Wilson

House breaks into a woman's computer to prove she's lying to her daughter

House and Cuddy manipulate a patient with Mirror Syndrome to determine who is dominant in their relationship

Wilson asks House to electrically stimulate his own hypothalamus (EXTREMELY DANGEROUS) to recall a memory from the deep recesses of his mind in hopes of saving a patient

A billionaire buys the hospital and fires Wilson for refusing to vote to fire House

House lies to the transplant committee to get a new heart for a bulimic woman

House performs a vaginal exam on a patient while trapped inside an elevator

House sabotages a former employee's interviews to prevent him from getting hired

Foreman leaves the medical malpractice department to go work at another hospital where he is fired for committing medical malpractice

House accuses his best friend of sleeping with the female version of himself (and neither of them deny it)

House wakes up a patient from a ten-year-long coma to go get him a sandwich

House lies to a pregnant woman and her husband on Christmas that she is going to have a medically anomalous virgin birth

House hires a woman to pretend to have an deadly neurological illness as revenge after Kutner opens an online second-opinion clinic in House's name

Foreman irradiates a woman's entire body and kills her

Foreman intentionally tries to infect Cameron with a deadly unidentified illness

Foreman breaks into Thirteen's house

House gives a crazed gunman back his weapon in order to find the right diagnosis for him

Thirteen gets injected with like six different drugs while being held hostage by aforementioned crazed gunman so he can prove that it's not poison

Ships

Week Ending March 31st, 2025

Buddie Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

Jayvik +1 Jayce & Viktor, Arcane

Sonadow +1 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog

Phan +1 Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers

Bucktommy -3 Evan Buckley & Tommy Kinard, 9-1-1

Hansry +2 Henry of Skalitz & Hans Capon, Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Pureshadow +3 Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie, Cookie Run

Timebomb -2 Jinx & Ekko, Arcane

Caitvi -2 Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane

Stobotnik -1 Agent Stone & Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog

Destiel +1 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Jegulus +2 James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe

Everlark Katniss Everdeen & Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games

Hilson +2 James Wilson & Gregory House, House

Zosan +2 Roronoa Zoro & Vinsmoke Sanji, One Piece

Megop -3 Megatron & Optimus Prime, Transformers

Merthur Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin

Markhelly -7 Mark Scout & Helly, Severance

Ineffable Husbands Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Hannigram Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last week.