How I Felt When I Realized I Have To Teach Myself Both Spanish And Geometry Because Neither Of My Teachers

For my graphic design class we had to create a album cover for a made up band, so here’s mine

Me when I actually do something right in a math class

Currently my mood considering it is Monday and I haven’t had caffeine since Thursday

Wassup, it me

*aggressively finger guns*

Honestly though mood

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

Changed a lot over the past year, a little picrew update

*aggressively finger guns*

Florida Trip Story Time

So I traveled with my highschool band and choir to perform in Florida. I’m in the marching band and we performed in the Disney World parade, the choir sang at Disney Springs.

Anyways so I’m with some friends waiting to watch the choir perform, just sitting there eating soft pretzels. One of my friends Cameron, spots a bird and yells “BIRB”. To which she then takes a small bit of her pretzel and gives it to the birb bird. Another bird comes and another, and then a few more. She just kept feeding them.

Me: Cam, you might want to stop feeding the birds.

Cameron: I can’t they are too cute!

Me: Um you might wanna look down...

*currently surrounded by at least 20 birds*

Cameron: Ohh...

To which we then tried finding a new spot and the birds following us. No matter how much we tried the birds would not leave us alone, so we made a break for it and eventually lost them.

Afterwards my band director came up to me and said he saw the whole thing happen, and asked “Do I even want to know?” Shaking my head no he sighed and left.

This is why you don’t feed the birds because they will come after you.

Shower Thoughts

If you think about it a horror movie is just a try not to die challenge for the main character.

You ever think about how weird toes are? They are just fingers for your feet.

You know how they say not to feed gremlins after midnight? If you think about it every time is after midnight.

Sting rays are just sea pancakes.

Snakes are noodles and venomous snakes are just danger noodles.

If someone was reading your mind and you were reading their mind, would you be reading your own thoughts?

Bears are just danger floofs.

Don’t die it’s bad for your health, funerals are expensive, and that’s just a lot of paperwork

Me