[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Sweatdrops And Thinks That They Might Accidentally End Up Killing

Smooth real smooth alberu

Cale: I'm trash

Alberu: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

Cale: ...

Rosalyn: You smooth motherf**ker

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' rubbed their cheek against you]

[I still think you're pretty cute even as a human ꒰⌯͒•ɷ•⌯͒꒱]

[tho you're more silly than cute ヾ( ´ー｀)ﾉ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is once again burying their face in your plushie head if they were a cat they would be making loud purring noises]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

My mom got her eyelashes done today and she looks weird as fuck (⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠>⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is thinking]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks what are you?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' giggles]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they would have just cooked the tomato]

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' eyes their sponsor]

Don't, you'll burn the kitchen down

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' finds you pitiable]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]

(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)

Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' picks up the fallen lemon candy and plopped it in their mouth]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' has fled the scene]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is saying they heard you have lemon candy!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is offering to do tricks in exchange for lemon candy!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is looking at you and winking! （＾＿－）≡★]

Looks at you with interest.

Alright, show me what you've got Anarchist-nim.

He's so majestic I can't-

Goldie gramp, I hereby declare that you are my newest obsession.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if the offer for oranges is still open and that if they can have an orange?]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like a video of the cute cats fighting!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist explains that they missed the cat fight becuase they were busy losing a child support case!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' beams]

[of course! Cats are adorable aren't they? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sent a video]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' blinked owlishly]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hopes you won't mind if they retaliate during the war]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is putting some chopped up cauliflower into a sizzling pan of minced garlic and onion]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]