[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Blinked Owlishly]

*cale reaches towards the blue holographic screen only for his hand to faze through glitching the screen in the process*

[mY !Nt#2@cti-ng_ Sc{>e#i]

*the screen pops away*

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

Is it weird to have a dream about getting sexually assaulted by your dad and you tell your mom but she just laughs it off even when you show her evidence your lost and confused on what to do only to wake up in your bed and look down at your neck only to realize the hickeys are still there you threatened to tell the authorities and your parents started yelling and crying about how you can't do this to them they tried to chase you and you hid away on a tall place in your room and they attempt to swipe you down with the long stick thing that people use to hang their clothes and you tried to smack it away only for the pain of smacking your hand into the wall to wake you up back into the real world were none of this happened

How majestic this man is I'm sobbing

Haven’t posted anything on Tumblr for a while.

I would eat a fic like that

I think it would be interesting (angsty) if the OG! ChoiCale from Cut Yourself On My Glass Plate met themselves from [In the Borderline].

thoughts?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' admits that the meaning of immortal is actually quite foreign to them]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that nothing lives on forever not even gods or higher beings]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that unless the god is the sole god of that world most gods aren't usually omnipotent or omniscient so they're actually quite confused]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hummed]

[not very healthy tho (;¬_¬)]

[But I'd be pretty hypocritical if I say anything about that o(´^｀)o]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' with sparkling eyes]

[so soft! (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is congratulating Constellation 'Bored Anarchist']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if there'll be a baby shower?]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has something to announce!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is with child!]

I- Huh??

(He looks super confused.)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they don't know a lot about dogs]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' still thinks you are very cute]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' would like to pat you on the head and tell you you are a good boy]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that you deserve some headpats for being able to deal with Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' 's suicidal tendencies]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks you are like a big puppy]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' finds you cute]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 100 coins]

Oh! Hello!

(As he reads your message, a blush crawls up his neck. He scratches the back of his head.)

Aha, it's not funny to joke like that, Constellation Random Dyslexic Reader. I'd say those kinds of compliments should go to Jung Heewon-ssi, haha.

Thank you for the coins, though!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they can pay him?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes