I Would Eat A Fic Like That

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is confused by the sudden sponsoring of coins]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cheers silently careful not to disturb you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hopes you recover]

[take lots of rest and get better soon! After all you still have to turn avatar me into a dumpling! (⁠ ⁠•̀⁠ε⁠•́⁠ )/]

[I'm worried you know! You just went into the kitchen and then suddenly you got sick! (｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)]

Too tired to answer, he goes to the kitchen, returning with a few dumplings on a plate. Putting them down on the table, he just exits to room to go back to his bed.

Kdj: *points at sunfish* look it's you!

They're enjoying some time together XD

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if demon's body parts could be useful?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is even more offended]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is pouting hard]

[I'M NOT LYING!!! ₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is glaring at constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader']

it's different! we're meant to be eaten by kim dokja, so unless you cook my friend and feed it to kim-

wait no. get away from me, i just want to be eaten by that guy!!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[but Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' doesn't like tomatoes tho ( っ`-´c)]

[ah! get back here I want to make tomato soup! 三っ•̀.̫•́)っ]

This is a fanfic on wattpad about cale replacing the white star and even though it doesn't have a lot of chapters it's so FUCKING GOOD I can't he's a manic little baby running wild and I love that for him

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled sheepishly]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they do actually have better things that they need to do but would much rather watch a silly little man do silly little things]

There's been so many new constellations appearing here recently.. Do you all have nothing better to do?

Someone should write a fic about this

Ill post this au( inspired by tweet above) i started on my twt on Tumblr too

First part

more comic panels below

Second part

Third part

Fourth part

Shenanigans side extra

this is currently an ongoing series, if this does well here, I will continue posting these in bulk (～￣▽￣)～

for more frequent uploads, you can follow my twitter at ArcherD116, feel free to ask me ab this au and give your suggestions!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts but let it be]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' ask how does society work here?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety