[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Shakes Their Head And Says That They Don't]

Now that there's a new till comic about his mom, you think the people on here would make a rp account of her?

Oh my God it does Σ(゜゜)

gives the same energy as those historical romance manhwa covers with the fl squished between two mls

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' bashed the tomato with a hammer]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' proceeded to skin the tomato some skin still have a few chunks of flesh attached to it but they don't seem to mind as they continued happily skinning the tomato while mumbling about the dishes they can make with it]

[A tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is speed-walking towards you]

aw com'on at least consider me please?? don't i look more appealing now?

someone stop it

someone do something

this is no longer a bit, this is a crisis

*runs off with zero dignity left*

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pats you on the head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' finds you pitiable]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks that even if Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) himself tells Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' not to die he'd still find a way somehow]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks you are like a big puppy]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' finds you cute]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 100 coins]

Oh! Hello!

(As he reads your message, a blush crawls up his neck. He scratches the back of his head.)

Aha, it's not funny to joke like that, Constellation Random Dyslexic Reader. I'd say those kinds of compliments should go to Jung Heewon-ssi, haha.

Thank you for the coins, though!

Great time indeed

Happy pride month

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' blinked owlishly]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hopes you won't mind if they retaliate during the war]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is putting some chopped up cauliflower into a sizzling pan of minced garlic and onion]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

Yo why is ron in a bunny suit?

Happy pride month

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is waiting patiently while humming]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' beamed]

[I did! I hope you had a nice time too! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' snickers]

[so distrusting tho I suppose it's only natural what with the things you have to deal with (⁠ツ⁠)]

[but like I said you don't have to worry too much about me meddling with your precious people I already have my own little worlds to play with (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)]

[plus your world's god of death would be pretty upset with me if I did and I'd rather not end up in conflict with other higher beings especially ones not from my own world those are rather annoying to deal with ヾ( ´ー｀)ﾉ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that