This Is From My Instagram What You Think?

This would make for such an interesting fanfic

An Idea Orv x TCF

yoo joonghyuk as Choi Han

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepts your invitation with great enthusiasm even though they do not know what a money bonfire is!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is vibrating with excitement]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like your help!]

As a deadbeat dad yourself, how do you get a parent who refuses to have a part in their child life to pay child support?

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is thinking hard!]

There are multiple of them, but I belive they share the same bank account--if that is useful in your advice.

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has donated 2,000 coins to give to your children!]

(He frowns.)

I'm not a deadbeat dad-

(He sighs.)

I don't really know how to help you, though. I mean, I'm assuming this is about the egg..? Do constellations even need child support?? You all seem pretty rich..

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[I'm not lying...]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is crying]

[wwahhh... Not lying]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is trembling]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is trembling in frustration]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is crying]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cheers silently careful not to disturb you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hopes you recover]

[take lots of rest and get better soon! After all you still have to turn avatar me into a dumpling! (⁠ ⁠•̀⁠ε⁠•́⁠ )/]

[I'm worried you know! You just went into the kitchen and then suddenly you got sick! (｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)]

Too tired to answer, he goes to the kitchen, returning with a few dumplings on a plate. Putting them down on the table, he just exits to room to go back to his bed.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head in confusion]

[then how does it work? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that the trick is to hold your breath and drink it really quickly! (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that it always works for them when they do that! (⁠^⁠^⁠)]

If I suddenly explode, that’s not that bad right?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' giggles]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they would have just cooked the tomato]

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' eyes their sponsor]

Don't, you'll burn the kitchen down

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' finds you pitiable]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]

(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)

Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hummed]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' ask you said you are an immortal but not a god does that mean there are gods in this world?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[then how does it work? I asked Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' but he didn't really answer the question o(´^｀)o]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks when will Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' and your wedding be]

[weddings are sealed by kisses and you kissed Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' so you have to marry him now! ( っ`-´c)]

[Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' is also thinking bad thoughts of himself right now about how you won't marry someone like him (｀Δ´)]

[go comfort your bride! (੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭]

[also can I be invited to the wedding? I've never been to a wedding before ✨(◕ ◕ )✨]

That isn't how wedding works.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' stifled a little giggle at the answer]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks since there's demonic qi then that means demons probably exists in this world if so what types of demons are there?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety