[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Cheers Silently Careful Not To Disturb You]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' exclaimed "vanilla cream cake!" excitedly]

[and some hot coco would be nice too! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

Some orv doodles in math class

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if the offer for oranges is still open and that if they can have an orange?]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' did a happy little dancy dance]

[yyyaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy! ヾ(๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

❲You have completed the sub-scenario❳

❲reward: 10000000, Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush❳

[hope you enjoy the plush! ⁽⁽ (๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́) ⁾⁾]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if they can also have 1]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with hopeful eyes]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' squeals with excitement]

[you actually responded! I'm so happy! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[my name is pretty weird I know but I wasn't exactly sure how to name myself so I just went with what I am ヾ( ´ー｀)ﾉ]

[ I've tried reading until I fall asleep but that just ends up with me not sleeping at all and my body is too weak for me to exercise ┐⁠(⁠‘⁠～⁠`⁠;⁠)⁠┌]

[but I still appreciate you trying to give advice tho! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Hello Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' how are you? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[just wondering do you sometimes also have sleeping problems? (`･ω･´)ゞ]

[it's currently 7:46am for me and I can't even get a wink of sleep ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ]

[and if you do do you have any tips on how to deal with them? (⁠^v^⁠;⁠)]

[or maybe just tips on how to get less sleepless nights in general? (^⁠_⁠^;)]

[apologies if this is a bit awkward btw it's my first time being able to interact with an Incarnation instead of just being able to observe (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ]

What kind of constellation..? But I'm alright, thank you. I used to struggle with sleeping a lot, but I don't really have good advice since I'd just read until I fell asleep, which probably isn't that healthy. I've heard exercise helps with falling asleep better, but I wouldn't know. And it's alright, I guess all constellations probably had their weird first moments interacting with an incarnation.

I'd read the hell out of this shit

I have this Shang Qinghua hc where he’s an actual all-out BAMF. Like, he knows how to kick ass and take names. He can fight better than everyone, he’s powerful af, and he’s practically perfect at anything he does. He created the PIDW world, and he bends it to his will. Like, he’s legit a God™️. And he keeps that tidbit to himself, but sometimes he has trouble hiding it.

One time he beat Liu Qingge in a brutal training fight (one that SQH didn’t even want to participate in), but accidentally-on-purpose trips and hurts himself afterwards, making everyone believe it was a one-off thing.

He’s a better cook than Luo Binghe, although no one knows that until the chef for A Ding gets sick and SQH has a bunch of starving kids to deal with.

SQH is also super charming and naturally flirtatious. He’s on the logistics peak, meaning he has to talk to merchants and negotiate prices and deals. He has a fucking silver tongue. Not in a slimy way, but in the same way as Binghe. (LBH got his personality from somewhere.) SQH’s charm was partially what got Mobei Jun to be interested enough not to kill him when they were teens.

SQH can use The System to his advantage and become omnipotent if he wanted to. He doesn’t, because it takes a lot of work, but he could. In fact, he hacked The System when he was still an infant, it does whatever he tells it. Including giving him infinity points. Sometimes it’ll give him a mission, but SQH treats it like an annoying pop-up ad.

SQH is ruthless, manipulative, and can crush anyone like an ant mentally, physically and emotionally. He actually put a lot of himself into LBH while writing the book. And he kind of regrets that because the two really can’t stand each other due to how similar they are. Although LBH doesn’t realize it.

His cultivation is top tier. He’s actually the strongest cultivator in the world—but it wasn’t because he worked his ass off. He just rigged the game.

I can see him acting pathetic and dramatic to deflect because then he’s underestimated af. Also, the fake tears? His son does the same exact thing. But SQH on the inside is highly amused by everything. Especially Binghe. He loves his son, and knows what LBH is capable of, but it only makes him laugh. Internally, of course. Like, this whole world is hilarious to him.

SQH is smart and because these are his creations, he can outsmart any of them. It’s lonely though, being a God among men. So, instead of using his actual abilities, he doesn’t. Why would he interfere with anyone’s lives? Why do anything for people who were cruel towards him at times, not realizing they should fear him. He has an ego, but at the same time what was the point? He’s a selfish and lazy God™️.

When Shen Yuan transmigrates into SQQ he becomes the only person Shang Qinghua doesn’t know how to read. And it’s refreshing, it makes SQH feel human for the first time in decades.

TL:DR - HC that SQH is a literal God™️ but keeps it a secret. He prefers being an underestimated dude.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says they don't know about other gods but they don't do drugs!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that their mama taught them too well for them to disappoint her like that]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says tell that to Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest' they're not the one that want to adopt you!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that your brother would be upset to hear that you want to be aborted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

He's so majestic I can't-

Goldie gramp, I hereby declare that you are my newest obsession.